ming said:
reet bring in sparky jon.
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Just read this report in Electrical Times: Sparky john resurrected old Fred watt wasnt current, amp wasn't fuse time neither. Punishment was met with no resistance and he managed to crawl ohm afterwards.
 
fink sweets shuld be yer next victim Mrs. Ming - guilty by confession of bein a "Chav"
 
REET BRING IN MONDO . . .STOP YER SNIFFLIN YA FOOL . . .mondo you have bin found guilty under zog law[zog law states yer guilty no matter wot] of goin out un buyin er tratter. . .this type er behaver is not tolerated. . . .ok strip the fool orft,un stop ya cryin. . . .reet porky tie this old vcu to his little snittchel. . . .ok open up the rockets escape door. . . .OK MR MING ,WARP SPEED!!!OK PORKY THROW THE VCU OUTA THE DOOR. . . .OK MONDO YER LIKE MONDO MODE EH . . . .TRATTER BOYS CANT ELP YA NOW. . . .Pleeze dunt do it mrs ming i will sell it!!!too late fool ,bye. . . . .ahhhhhhhhh!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:
 
Nah, he's enjoying that. S'all part of being rufty tufty an' shaking off his dodgy Gaylandering past.
 
BRING IN DAVE PHOOKIN 3761reet yer virmin . . . .likes slaggin orft gaylanders cos yer got er strop on bout ya windows not workin eh . . . .STRIP IM ORFT PORKYTITTER!!!!shoud call yer Dave 2.236 inches REET PORKY STRAP IS DONGLE THROUGH THE REAR WINDOW BITREPLACE FUSE MR MING, UN DRIVE IT UP TA TOPOOOW HELP ME MUMMY!!!. . .NOW FLUCK ORFT YER MOANIN TWOT :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
ffs ming thats a bit much!!! ah thought even you wood have understood, its not lik eit wur his fault his doris drove it through the car wash
 
reet lads it thee yarksheeeer liberation armee lets get tha feckers. and cut his zoggerian bits off. Grunt GRUNT wipe tha blood of tha nose an get thee up here and throw that thar water over him that'll make his bits fall orf. Take 5 when ah said bring up the rear and take porky out tha's not quiet what Ah had in mind.

Reet that's the bombs set lets get the feck outta ere.


































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BRING IN THE G MAN!!!!!REET YER ICKLE ****E. . . . .STOP YER SNIFFLIN,soo yer like er bit er tart eh. . . STRIP IM ORFT PORKY. . . no wunder they calls you g man ,look at the state of is thunders, like er bit er string. . . . .TIE IM UP PORKY. . . .BRING IN THE TREACKLE TARTS I BAKED THIS MORNIN . . .splat it in is face porky and er nuffer un er nuffer . . . .stick these feathers all over the stupid ****. . .MUFFIN EAR BOY ,TREACKLE TART TO EAT YOUR FAVOURITE!!!!Please mrs ming elp me ,get im orft me LICK SLURP!!!!PLEEEZE ELP MEEEE ARRRRRRGH
 
BRING IN THE DAFT TWOT!!!!!!REET slitty floppy **** man, you've bin found guilty under zog law er bein er****!!!TIE IM UP PORKY. . . .STOP YER SNIFFLIN YER TURD, , ,yer likes slitty's dunt yer daft ? well Mrs Ming has a nice surprise fer you ,bring in wun hung low [sumo wrestler] and flatulent champ er japan , mr wun hung low ,have you eaten those 30 brussel sprouts porky cooked, oh yesh smishesh honorable sming . . . .ok wun hung low ,see thet daft **** tied up, strip im orft un sit on his smirky stupid face. . . .we had better leave now porky PARPPPPP!!!!Oh my god ,help me Mrs Ming the smell pleeze mummy help merip!!!i beg no more. . . . . . . . .gufffff!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:
 
REET BRING IN TYLER. . . .so you's cums in this ear forum lookin fer elp but call the gaylander a fookin JEEP!!!STRIP IM ORFTTIE IM UP PORKY. . . .attach this rope to is snitchel un other end to mucas's tratter . . . .full speed mucas. . . . . .oh no please Mrs ming forgive me .i dint know wot i wes saying , too late fool, ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!JEEPERS. . . .:eek: :eek: :eek:
 
ming said:
REET BRING IN TYLER. . . .so you's cums in this ear forum lookin fer elp but call the gaylander a fookin JEEP!!!STRIP IM ORFTTIE IM UP PORKY. . . .attach this rope to is snitchel un other end to mucas's tratter . . . .full speed mucas. . . . . .oh no please Mrs ming forgive me .i dint know wot i wes saying , too late fool, ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!JEEPERS. . . .:eek: :eek: :eek:
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Barking! fookin barkin i tell yer!:rolleyes: :p
 
BRING IN LEV stop yer sobbin un snifflin [i i'ant started yet] STRIP I'M ORFT PORKY REET YER TURD!!!you ave bin found guilty under zog law er bein er twaiter , selling yer gaylander un buying er fookin vectra. . . .slap!!!under zog law rule 21/1 yous guilty no matter wot. . .biff!!!so yer ickle slug, like er nice shiny fing do yer ,get me thet black graphite grease porky ,slap it over his little pecker . . . .un get my buffing machine ,TIE THE VERMIN UP PORKY. . . OK PORKY START BUFFING!!!!!BRRRRRRR. . .BUFF BUFF . . .BRRRRRR. . . .OH PLEEZE MRS MING STOP HIM. . . .MERCY HAVE MERCY!!!!!! KICK THE FOOL OUT PORKY :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
BRING IN UNCLE WILLO!!!!Reet Willo yer bin found guilty under zog law [zog law states yer guilty no matter wot] of not obeying Ming the merthiless, as you were appointed leader er the black leffer gang, un you refused the job:mad: :mad: :mad: STRIP THE BELGIUM WIMP OFF PORKY!!!!!! HELL. . . NO WONDER THEY CALL YOU WILLO [you got a licence fer that] stop yer sleeby slarbby doo talk [it wont help yer ,sides i aint even started yet] wots that in his leffer trouser pocket? linseed oil [pervert]cover him in this sickly Belgium chocolate porky. . . .MUFFIN. . . HERE BOYCLIP CLOP CLIP CLOPLICK!!!SLURP!!!!!OHHH sleeby slarby dooo mercy mrs ming ,get him off me pleeze, i did not mean to dissobay mr ming ,helpppppp LICKKKKK!!SLURPPPP!!!SHUT IT YOU SILLY BELGIUM FOOL , TAKE IT LIKE A MAN:mad: :mad: :mad:
 
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