REET DRAG IN ARNUTTS. . .OK YA LITTLE WORM MY NAME IS MRS MING. . .un you call me madame ,only talk when ya scream, and your gonna scream yer scum , bin upsettin porky eh un my beloved husband ming the merthless. . .have you no respect. . strip im orft lads ffs no wonder they call ya ardnuts .strap im onto muffin slob wif this barbed wire. . .put this carty thunder cracker up is a%se un light it . .noo ardnuts not muffin, , ,open door . . .wey ya go muffin giddyup . . . . . .. . . . . . . boooooom !!!!! oooh mummy ma ardnuts is killing me!!!!!!!!!! reet fook orft un dont come back
 
help me. . .help me . .stop this mule!!!!my name is ardnuts. . .help me. . .BOOM!!!!![NASTY SNEEKY SECOND TIME DELAYED EX PLOWSHION SET BY CARTY] . . . .OOOH!!!! IT HURTS. . . .MUMMY. . .HELP ME:eek: :eek: :eek:
 
OK. . .bring in the snifflin mutt [porky] . . .reet mutt your guilty of casting the deciding vote ta let ah sniflin scum [carty] who sold is gaylander un let im back int the bar , you ave bin found guilty by mrs ming . . . .strip the mangy mutt orft. . .lead im out ta gaylander car park , ok tie this lastic band attached to this firework rocket round is tail. . .light it,na ya fool ,the rocket. . .FIZZZZZZZZZZZ. . . .WHOOOSH!!!. . . .FOUR SECOND TIME DELAY. . .BOING!!!.....WOOOOOF!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:
 
:eek: Er um everyfing ok down there minge oopps i aint seend nufink an i aint lookin is that legal im outta ere...:eek: :eek: :eek:
 
sok rets ill just pull the pin outta this and put it behind under the seat get me coat an im off now chaps see ya...:D
 
In true Road runner fashion !:rolleyes:

Ere Carty!

summats just fell out yer pockit and rolled under this jackit!

Ere !

Catch ! :p

KER-BOOOM

hehehe! yer hairs gone all frizzy carty ;)


beep beep!:D
 
reet bring in sparky jon. . . .your accused of being a right Pratt , writtin on dead freds un tryin er resurrect um, stop sqeelin, ya turd, under zog law your guilty no matter wot,you bin tryin ta wind up the wind up boy's, now its your turn. . .strip im orft. . .plookin ell , no wunder they calls you sparky jon, bit er a/c d/c . . . .ok mondo connect up yer lectrode crock clips to is small round fings, 10000000000 k Voltaire's , ok wind it up slob. . . .stand clear, fire ker. . rack!!!! oh goodness graces us great balls of fire. . . .mummy!!!!! now fook orft ya snifflin vermin:mad: :mad: :mad:
 
jist thought i wood resserect this fred. . . .why ya ask. . . .cos its pluckin good. . .:D
 
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