Right . . .bring im in porks. . .reet yer stupid flop hat , bin takin pot shots at ma pet have ya . . .strip im orft ,un take those colnel blink glasses oft im un that pathetic hat. . .tie im ta Ming's main fleet rockets anti jap long range missile , no not that one the other called wunhunglow , , , ,reet set co -ordinates ,warp speed ,japan, ok porky you can press the button. . .whooooooooosh!!!!that should keep im quite fer a bit, , ,come on ere all slitty un tryner shoot ma dog, , ,see owe e likes japan now,long route via yer- anus dark side off course. . . . .:D :D :D
 
hey Minge - yu are hallucinating. Look in the bar! - Porky is deed - Porky is deceased - Porky is no more - Porky RIP!
 
well suppose it could ave bin a clone of im i saw but deffo looked like im from a distance :rolleyes:
morning MHM kettles on in't bar

 
Well I had a few glasses of wine last nite, but I'm wide awake now and I'm sure it's Porky. We'll have to wait till Ming gets here.............he can tell us for sure.