only you would know thatsniff! sniff!
fee fi fo fum, is that the smell of a porkies bum?
ere, porky, porky
ming
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Cat's Eyes
New Member
tum te tum
(exit stage left whistling)
(exit stage left whistling)
Boy av I got a drop for yooz blokes, nicely aged (125000km give or take) a nice dark colour with a hint of silver brass sheen throughout, there's only about 200ml where ther should be just under 1lt so yooz will afta share (an no fightin ova it this is a high class establishment (cough cough) I like to call it fluid de la rear diff freeloader,
Enjoy my shout
Cheers!
Enjoy my shout
Cheers!
evernin' Minge. You, err, alone tonite?
bettyblue22
New Member
ear minge, I wuz just coming in for a wee drink of that, and you scoffed the lot
bettyblue22
New Member
Ello MHM
hi ya Maz - nice to have ya back - yu going fur the short, but sweet, option?
ming
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yup flops ,porky is doin his basic zap gun maintenance course on zog, un sis he aint coming into this bar ,as its too dangerous un fings. . .
in that case - if mi legs is safe - i pint DB please
bettyblue22
New Member
thort I'd have a wee one, with it being a trendy wine bar n all that
ming
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yup betts. . .have one on me. . .gulp ,take that drink orft ma head. . .oh i git it ,your avin one on me [titter]thort I'd have a wee one, with it being a trendy wine bar n all that
bettyblue22
New Member
these seats are a bit lumpy aint they?
pummel.......... pummel.........,
oopss soz minge, didn't mean to punch ya in the eye then
pummel.......... pummel.........,
oopss soz minge, didn't mean to punch ya in the eye then
yo Mondeo, talkin of large one, wud yu mind not sitting on my lap!
mondo
Banned
yo Mondeo, talkin of large one, wud yu mind not sitting on my lap!
Gerrartofit yer big pansy!
ming
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dunt wurry betts i'm used ta pain un fings. . .reet its jist gone six. . . .so i call that, git um in mondo time, i'll have a tractor sludge un er red eye chaser. . .these seats are a bit lumpy aint they?
pummel.......... pummel.........,
oopss soz minge, didn't mean to punch ya in the eye then