leg it porky. . .no ya stupid mutt i mean ,run away. . .sniff, sniff - ere is dat doggie i smell? Pint of db, barstuward, and a cupple of Nebelwerfer chasers plse.
PLOP!!!!YER SCARIN MUFFIN NOW FLOPS. . .tum te tum, slurp, (rumidge in bag)
wernt me it twas young porky jist passed is basic leccy zog certificate. . . . .Sorry Minge - how rude of me, good evening young sir. Mighty impressed by yo lecky diagnostics fur Tiny. Have a drink on me.
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had ta go ta gaylander high commitea meetin carty un was decided by er madjority vote er one [porky] that you could stay [even though yer ad ah tractor] only cos porky got all upset, mrs ming wanted ta teach you er lesson, so she is gonna torture porky instead. . . .so welcome backum er ah uh um er a now I'm er Freelander relieved er am I er still welcome ish... I've still got me Tractor...
has ta be passed by the gaylander commitea, ya then becum er tractor member, your only here cos yer sniffled ta retz . . .i dont fink yu have to have one - just appreciate its, err um, finer points