reet red eye on the hoose. . .hic parp!!!oops slorry. . .glug glug glug slurp . . .smondo un slops ish ma bestish erf pals in the hole world . . .hic nuffer red eye. . . .:eek: :eek: :eek:
 
oh ma head. . .must be gettin a cold or summit. . .er mondo is gonna fix the light when e gits round to it. . . .:)
 
cor pluckin dark int ere. . .biff!!!ow jist hit ma head ont bar, wears that red eye bottle. . .mondo fix the lights will ya. . .:eek:
 
reet er pint er tractor sludge barsteward. . . oh, no, um change that , pint er binge pleeze,un scratchins fer young porky un bucket er carrots fer muffin. . . .:D
 
sniff, sniff - ere is dat doggie i smell? Pint of db, barstuward, and a cupple of Nebelwerfer chasers plse.
 
tum te tum, slurp, (rumidge in bag)

Sorry Minge - how rude of me, good evening young sir. Mighty impressed by yo lecky diagnostics fur Tiny. Have a drink on me.

(cocking of magnum type noise)
 
um er ah uh um er a now I'm er Freelander relieved er am I er still welcome ish... I've still got me Tractor...:D
 
um er ah uh um er a now I'm er Freelander relieved er am I er still welcome ish... I've still got me Tractor...:D
had ta go ta gaylander high commitea meetin carty un was decided by er madjority vote er one [porky] that you could stay [even though yer ad ah tractor] only cos porky got all upset, mrs ming wanted ta teach you er lesson, so she is gonna torture porky instead. . . .so welcome back :) :) :)