special notice. . .the snug int the whine bar is out a bounds on tue's, due to er meetin er the black leffer arm rest gang. . . .will all tratter un slitty boys not park int car park [use the old spinny ], as we will be having armrest inspections. . . . . .un agin due ta helf un saferty ,no pigs or sheep. . . .en in mucases case ellyfunts. . . . .this has got nuffink ta do wiff the fact yer tratter or slitty boys. . . . . . .snort ok i lied. . . :D :D :p
 
now yer lying again ming!!!! thurs bin lots of rain and the place is all flooded so all the gaylander will be getting thur doors put back on, so no-one will be able to come to yer 1/8" ply and sticky back plastic meetin
 
now yer lying again ming!!!! thurs bin lots of rain and the place is all flooded so all the gaylander will be getting thur doors put back on, so no-one will be able to come to yer 1/8" ply and sticky back plastic meetin
we take membership oath un we is loyal to are leffer bits. . . . . .
 
special notice. . . .the black leffer arm rest gang [to be known as BLARG] MEETIN HAS BIN CANCELED INT SNUG. . . . this is sadly due ta paperatsie infulltration er the tratter boys ,tryin ta take hidden camra pics er the meeting . . .wun caught by are highly trained security guards [lev] found a hidden camra in his floppy hat [we cant tell you his name] er nuffer had one stuck down the end er his snorckle [we cant fer legal reasons say his name neither] nuffer had one inside the rear bit er his pet pig [porky found thet one pretty quick] . . . . . . .we will not tolerate this type er intrusion to are meetings:mad: :mad: :mad: we is holdin a special meeting to resolve this type er fing. . . . .i'm orft ta ave er drink. . . .
 
pint er fender sludge barsteward wiff er re eye chaser oh un whip me wiff this bit er black leffer whip!!!!!arder i sid arder. . . .
 
Slurp, gulp, gulp, gulp aaaaahhh! Needed that!
yup lev, ope yer ad a good oliday, me un porky's bin holdin fort. . . . .bin quite in ere , sept fer tratter gurls throwin there handbags about. . . . . .pint er fender sludge barsteward, , , ,oh un whip me agin wiff that bit er black leffer. . . .whip!!!!kewrack!!!!!arder beat me arder. . . . .
 
yup lev, ope yer ad a good oliday, me un porky's bin holdin fort. . . . .bin quite in ere , sept fer tratter gurls throwin there handbags about. . . . . .pint er fender sludge barsteward, , , ,oh un whip me agin wiff that bit er black leffer. . . .whip!!!!kewrack!!!!!arder beat me arder. . . . .

Good ta be back following me expedition ter 6 difrent countries visiting affiliate black leffer arm rest clubs. Brought those special whips from Mongolier yer asked fer...customs nearly had me fer em.
 
i'm reet parched . . .pint er fender sludge barsteward. . . .oh un give me anuffer whippin wiff thet black leffer fing agin. . . . .arder ah sid. . . arder. . . . .thets good :) :) :)
 
ah think in this heat al have a PAG oil slammer and a pint of R410a
yup slob ,eres yer drink, iis very hot , if i give yer a free red eye ,can yer whip me wiff this bit er black leffer!!!!! but like real ard. . . .;)