wots up wiff lights int bar porky. . . .no cant ask mondo [eeze er tratter boy now] . . . . .cant be thet hard . . .ere we go wires orft in joint box . . .brown ta brown ,blew ta blew ,. . .er wots this, green ta green/yella ,thet should do it . . .turn thet 200amp isolator fing porky . . .too te tum te too. . . . .KER . . .PHOOKIN. . .POW GULP!!!!!!! MONDO. . . .:eek: :eek: :eek:
 
ERE MINGE, LEV?

yu bin kidnappin folks or just draggin em orf the streets - there has bin gazillions of Hippoo owners joinin up tonite.
 
ope all is well buster . . . .me un mrs ming un porky are tryin ta move all rain clouds away wiff our rockit. . . .we is tryin are bestest. . .:)

Aye Cheers Ming:D Mind you, haven't heard from 'im for a couple o' days but then the power and stuff's bin down. Like they sez... no news is good news, and he's a big lad now:D
 
Aye Cheers Ming:D Mind you, haven't heard from 'im for a couple o' days but then the power and stuff's bin down. Like they sez... no news is good news, and he's a big lad now:D
aye . . . .but yer still cant elp but worry. . . .things will rtn ta normal soon :) :) :)
 
True. Bit of a bugger for him tho', he only moved there a few weeks ago. Luckily he's in an upstairs flat. I think he's bin tryin' to do his bit though... he's bin lendin' some of the folks his size 15 shoes to canoe around in;) :D :D
 
reet!!!...pint er fender egghaust. . . . un packit er croc crisps fer young porky. . . .oh un make it snappy barstewared. . . . .[titter]. . . .:D :D :D
 
toop pe toop te too. . . .quite int bar t night porks, oh wots this er bottle er zog red eye jist fell into ma hands, , , ,tester swig!!!!!!glug glug glug. . .ahhh thet was er good test . . .test two!!!!!!glug glug glug. . ..ahhhh!!!!!fink i got the best job int world porks. . . .test three!!!!!glug glug glug!!!!hic. . . .show me the way ta go ome. . .i'm tired an i wanna go ta bed. . .ad er ickle drink bout. . . .[eh wy yer got ya ears covered porky]parp!!!!!!!!!!who did thet???? :D :D :D