tip e toe. . . . .snigger , , , ,no one int bar . . . .reet snifter er red eye. . . . . . . . .glug glug glug , , , , ,hic ats better ,nuffer ,glug glug glug. . . . . .hic!!!! oops might as well finnish bottle, glug glug glug aaaaah. . . .parp!!!! oops shorry :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
fight fight fight !!!!smack im flops. . . . .roll up roll up ,tratter un slitty fight. . . .thump im yella. . . . .titter :D :D :D
is that it. . . . . .ffs ,though yous were the rufty tufty's. . .not the gurls blouse. . . .git more action wiff the gaylander boys. . . . .:rolleyes:
 
Stop...

Please be paying attentshun to the newly decorated: Sulkin Corner un Fightin Corner....no glasses allowed in fightin corner. Some fookin wine bar this is turnin out ta be, you tratter lot have brought the place reet doown....least yer providing some grit and dirt entertainment fer the posh regulars.

....Carry on

$10 each way
 
special notice. . . .er the whine bar snug is oot er bounds this evening. . . . .meeting er the black arm rest gang held by lev. . . . . .can tratter er slitty's kindly take orft their welly's int bar area. . . .oh un pleeze no, pet pigs un sheep. . . .:D :D
 
pint er red eye. . . .un whip me wiff this bit er black leffer. . .whip!!! slash!!!er harder pleeze
 
reet have yer tension all. . . .clutchy is gittin er new job. . . .un e as bin er great elp on site, un er top man . . . .so we ad er whip round un got im this special bottle er zog whine [matured int mings rockit] un a git well soon card [sorry bout thet ,porky got it] . . .un so gurls un gints charge yer glasses wiff red eye. . . .all the best clutchy. . . .:) :) :)