just fink yerself lucky that yella dint kidnap muffin - the poor fing would nevva ave bin the same after.....
 
glass er tratter sludge barperson pleese. . . . .wer is lev spose ta be ont shift ,protectin anorl. . .bet e rings up sick, ,ope e keeps the job , otherwise gonna have ta git mondo ****ed agin un talk im round. . . .:mad:
 
ming said:
glass er tratter sludge barperson pleese. . . . .wer is lev spose ta be ont shift ,protectin anorl. . .bet e rings up sick, ,ope e keeps the job , otherwise gonna have ta git mondo ****ed agin un talk im round. . . .:mad:
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Fookin tratter blocked me in tesco car park...waited for a while, bein polite un all then rammed the fooker owt the way and toed it all the way ta work...10 red eyes cumin up gov..
 
finkin that smokin ban as afficted drinkin busnes, quiet in ere. Reet, yer can all smoke in new ootdar smokin area the wun wiv big umbrellas (made frum recycled tratters) un eater lamps, wus waitin fer Porky ta open it, bought im new novelty size sissers un evryfing but ees un is travels - missun im deerly.

Jest mesel on tinite so bring yer own glasses in cos its facken freezun ootside tanite.

Specials un shots er froat burner chasers, 3 fur 2..dunt be tight, get yer drinkin hats un.
 
reet pint er tratter sludge un buckit er carrots fer ma mule muffin barsteward pleeze. . . .wots all this ont bar, lev fought yus sortin this all out ,slitty weekly un tratters fixin mags,hat makin in easy steps. . . .posed ta be er trendy pookin whine bar fer gaylander types. . . . . .not er tratter club . . . .git it sorted. . .
 
ming said:
reet pint er tratter sludge un buckit er carrots fer ma mule muffin barsteward pleeze. . . .wots all this ont bar, lev fought yus sortin this all out ,slitty weekly un tratters fixin mags,hat makin in easy steps. . . .posed ta be er trendy pookin whine bar fer gaylander types. . . . . .not er tratter club . . . .git it sorted. . .
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Fookin ell, reet tellin owf, deserve it mind..bin spendin too much time int smokin bit owtside. Reeeet you lot, yer all erd the govner, nay moore tratter porn...classy joint this. Got a fire goin owt the back, burning all that muck yer left lying abawt, dint need nay matches mind, some ugly tratter ad overeated and set aleet.
 
Leviathan said:
Fookin ell, reet tellin owf, deserve it mind..bin spendin too much time int smokin bit owtside. Reeeet you lot, yer all erd the govner, nay moore tratter porn...classy joint this. Got a fire goin owt the back, burning all that muck yer left lying abawt, dint need nay matches mind, some ugly tratter ad overeated and set aleet.
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thets ma man. . . . .:) :) :)
 
Spaceport sent us new drinks 'Froat Pookers', fella that dropped um off sis Porky ordered thum in ??? Dunno How!, feld obliged ta test um owt...BURP! Ya gonna like em! Fancy Bottles un all, reet pretty.

*****Special Promotion on 'Froat Pookers', 2 fer the price of 2*****

Un OI!, stop the grafiti lads, it's funny un all but them tratta lads have na sense er yumour....;)
 
Leviathan said:
Spaceport sent us new drinks 'Froat Pookers', fella that dropped um off sis Porky ordered thum in ??? Dunno How!, feld obliged ta test um owt...BURP! Ya gonna like em! Fancy Bottles un all, reet pretty.

*****Special Promotion on 'Froat Pookers', 2 fer the price of 2*****

Un OI!, stop the grafiti lads, it's funny un all but them tratta lads have na sense er yumour....;)
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lit try one lev. . . . .cor i like thet, , , ,reet nice:) :) :)
 
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