Leviathan said:
"Barstewaaaaaard" milky bars are on me, 1 each...daint be greedy! Aye, and give that Porky a pigs ear ta chew on. Theeank yow!
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porky likes lev. . . .reet pint er swafega un er bag er 10mm nuts fer ma mutt. . . .un hang this busted vcu up int bar, its [sniff] to remind us all of our ole mucker mondo. . . .who is sadly no longer wiff us, he's deflected to the other side,gone un bought er bleedin tratter, he'll be laughin un jokin wiff the rufty tufty boys ,talkin tratter talk [cogs un gears un all dirty talk] sniff ,red eye barsteward. . . .make it er pint ,gonna drown ma sorrows. . . .porky un muffin are reet upset :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
Ere' Daft, fkn space mutt took a dump in me III. Got anyfink wiv you what ticks then turns mutts into keeeebabs?
 
Eyop Gurls !

Am i still alowd in ere wi me muddy boots on ?:p
Oh bugger I seen to be gerrin oil on yer carpits ming, scuze the mess!;)

I'll best stick this new piccy up to fritten kids away frum't fire

Thas berra! bit more like a propper pub now innit !:D :D
 

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mondo said:
Eyop Gurls !

Am i still alowd in ere wi me muddy boots on ?:p
Oh bugger I seen to be gerrin oil on yer carpits ming, scuze the mess!;)

I'll best stick this new piccy up to fritten kids away frum't fire

Thas berra! bit more like a propper pub now innit !:D :D
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gulp . . . .not a tratter picture shirley . . . .:eek:
 
mondo said:
SEE !

Soon have Ming converted to one o the trakter lads:D
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i like all lr's mondo yer know that. . . .un i hate ta say it cos i'm gonna git ribbed , i had a fender once. . . .there i said it and let that be the last orf it. . . .red eye all round barsteward. . . .porky's done a runner in ma rocket cos mucas is after his blood [cos he shat in his tratter] snigger. . . . .;)
 
Ere ming, finkin' you be needin one of those bleedin late licence fingies cos it dont arf get quiet after 11...maybe it's that music box ont wall scaring punters away, and dont take no orfence or noffin but I fink that luuurvly mut of yeurs has been leeking up againt that barstewards leg.

Not to mention the parken situation, I had to park my gaylander next to a manure spreader wiv sparkly alloys, dont know what thats about.

by the way, left them galactic marabones behindt bar for poor ole porky, make sure he dont gulp em all at wornce this time.

Fookin parched, top me up Barpretender
 
Leviathan said:
Ere ming, finkin' you be needin one of those bleedin late licence fingies cos it dont arf get quiet after 11...maybe it's that music box ont wall scaring punters away, and dont take no orfence or noffin but I fink that luuurvly mut of yeurs has been leeking up againt that barstewards leg.

Not to mention the parken situation, I had to park my gaylander next to a manure spreader wiv sparkly alloys, dont know what thats about.

by the way, left them galactic marabones behindt bar for poor ole porky, make sure he dont gulp em all at wornce this time.

Fookin parched, top me up Barpretender
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porky sis fanks lev. . . . .fink porky likes lev. . . . .:) :) :)
 
Ere Ming you got a smoking room in this ere boozer? or do we have to stand outside?
Cos My tractor burning oil and is inclined to leave little puddles on the way.
 
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