reet er pint er redeye barsteward. . . .lookin at pic er his beloved mutt porky. . . .sniff doon the hutch. . .hic nuffer pint er red eye. . .parp!!!!oops shorry. . . .
 
er reet good news. . . .porkys back ome un eze fine,i paid the dognap fee outa the gaylanders help the mutt charity thets bin in whine bar. . .say's e was tweeted well but was blind folded,un it twas only taken orft when e was made ta cleen er funny disco, [thats paramount ta torcher] anyhows eze sleepin it all orft , muffin is deed eggsited . . . .so red eye all round ,on the hoose. . . .:) :) :)
 
well, the sheep shagger aint got his disco no more, and yer said porky had ter clean a yella tratta - so whose was it?
 
oh.. . . .this is er nice touch int bar . . .levs had black gaylander type arm rest fitted on all stools. . .very classy,pint er tratter sludge pleeze, gonna sit back un relax. . . .nice one lev:)
 
Good Good Good...........Buurrrrpppppp

Sorry. Yes well err I been on the plannet mars for a few month so not been about to much....

And you ? Buuurp :D
 
Good Good Good...........Buurrrrpppppp

Sorry. Yes well err I been on the plannet mars for a few month so not been about to much....

And you ? Buuurp :D
reet as mini as bin on er different planet fer some time, un now eze back ont erf . . . .red eyes all round. . .doon the hutch ,hic . . . . . . . . . . .shorry :D :D :D
 
Yup grunto... Buurrrppppeeee Me ios fine..... fancy coming to yorkshire dales Riff Raff do..... 21st 22nd 23rd this month.....:D