turned it into a feckin bank!
erm porky's away ont slitty seek un destroy training, evning yella un mucas. . .pint er dogs breath,barsteward un er bag a scratchins fer por. . . . .er muffin yes i mint muffin. . . . .Sniff, Sniff!
reet slob ,will send yer a tube. . . .but remember it has not passed earths helf un safety fingmyjig, ya have ta swallow the whole tube [its disolves int gob] ten earth minutes later , ya strike er flame close to the farmers, there will be a loud bang un flames un fings. . . .but you will never suffer agin. . . . .hey ming you got any more of that zog pile cream?? thurs some noobies that have gave me a reet pain in the area between me buttocks
aye ah wur speakinh methadoniclee,I trust you is talking metahforikelly & are not referring to indulgence in BMX bum banditry!