Wot issit wiv firearms on this fkn forum? If yer not bein frettund wiv 'em, peepol are fretuning yer space pets wiv 'em!
 
ffs heidi i was offering him advice that he werent prepared to accept, what am i supposed to do
 
Kinell, is this place still open - I'll 'ave pint o' Black Sheep SVP. Ey YD, what happened to the zone inn - has it been condemned and up for redevelopment or what? :D
 
Ey up Minger, would love to stop an chat, but knackered and orf t' bed. Hope you stay round this planet for a while and I'll catch up wi' yer. ;)
 
hey ming you got any more of that zog pile cream?? thurs some noobies that have gave me a reet pain in the area between me buttocks
 
hey ming you got any more of that zog pile cream?? thurs some noobies that have gave me a reet pain in the area between me buttocks
reet slob ,will send yer a tube. . . .but remember it has not passed earths helf un safety fingmyjig, ya have ta swallow the whole tube [its disolves int gob] ten earth minutes later , ya strike er flame close to the farmers, there will be a loud bang un flames un fings. . . .but you will never suffer agin. . . . .:eek:
 
the only reason ah like it is cos you can't confused the packaging with that of ralgex or deep heat.
 
I trust you is talking metahforikelly & are not referring to indulgence in BMX bum banditry! :eek:
aye ah wur speakinh methadoniclee,

fookin bum banditree indeedy!!!


the closest ave got to a bmx whizzzzz/.......well never really