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I baggsies dog sitter, with the proviso that we might just go home with her when you're not looking....
Oh erm... no? Who would i spoon when i'm falling asleep if you take my muttbutt?
You wont actually want her, she is a little hell hound with zero respect for anything or anyone, she ate the head of her toy monkey and frequently rolls in poop. She also barks at random intervals during the night and will expect you to get up and walk her at 5.30am.
Fantastic...will ensure I camp downwind of everyone so no wafting of eau de toilet will be noticed
Oh erm... no? Who would i spoon when i'm falling asleep if you take my muttbutt?
You wont actually want her, she is a little hell hound with zero respect for anything or anyone, she ate the head of her toy monkey and frequently rolls in poop. She also barks at random intervals during the night and will expect you to get up and walk her at 5.30am.
A typical dog then
We babysit two dogs at fairly regular intervals, both rescue dogs. One's my sister's, a Kelpie, smart as hell, a quick learner, and only ever seen her out-accelerated by a greyhound. Good as gold.
The other belongs to our daughter, a patterdale terrier. A dedicated runner-awayer, any open door and she's gone. She also attacks little fluffy white dogs as an automatic instinct. She will do anything we ask, as long as she knows there's a treat at the end of it. No treat, no cooperation. If she does walk past a little dog without causing trouble she sits and waits for a treat for being a good girl!
At 5:30 she'd have to walk herself though.
A typical dog then
We babysit two dogs at fairly regular intervals, both rescue dogs. One's my sister's, a Kelpie, smart as hell, a quick learner, and only ever seen her out-accelerated by a greyhound. Good as gold.
The other belongs to our daughter, a patterdale terrier. A dedicated runner-awayer, any open door and she's gone. She also attacks little fluffy white dogs as an automatic instinct. She will do anything we ask, as long as she knows there's a treat at the end of it. No treat, no cooperation. If she does walk past a little dog without causing trouble she sits and waits for a treat for being a good girl!
At 5:30 she'd have to walk herself though.
Purdey does as she is told most of the time but she does push her luck. You can doggy sit her
hopefully we won't be playing rounders at 5.30am!! P's favourite game is called 'the game' and consists of me throwing bits of carrot for her to chase and eat. I say 'peanut readyyyyy' and she bounces around and it's so cute... Ahhhh
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I want her back though... And keep and eye on your socks. Favourite snack.
james6546
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It's ok... Flatlander is puppy sitting
Okaay, but he tends to make screaming noises and launches himself every couple of minutes...
I do not! Well, OK sometimes.
james6546
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Haha, I'm good at profiling people
He better not teach any naughty tricks to my little lady of a dog
I'm in for rounders if you have a left handed bat!
That makes you too 'special' to play rounders I'm afraid
chris mcc
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That makes you too 'special' to play rounders I'm afraid
That's not nice! I'm telling my care worker
That's not nice! I'm telling my care worker
Good, they might give you a foam bat to play with away from the serious contenders
Hmmm rounders fair few years since i played! N i am prone to breaking my left ankle, done it twice already! Bit I'm up for a laugh
I've not played since i was a teenager. It'll be reet!
In the last year i've broken my toe twice, fractured my jaw, knackered my thumb and sprained my wrist - all from running about after a few beers
lcbandit
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Good, they might give you a foam bat to play with away from the serious contenders
I've not played since i was a teenager. It'll be reet!
In the last year i've broken my toe twice, fractured my jaw, knackered my thumb and sprained my wrist - all from running about after a few beers
Lol ah but I've got a fair few years on you my bones are older
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