ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
I int Jellyarse.. Yer'd have to be reet fooking depraved ter be as perverted as wot I is...
ffs. you aint on about 2 slabs of liver and a jam jar are you?
mondo
Banned
Pikey
Dummy Ejection Facilitator..
I wer in the same class as discov8
I dint fink DV8 went ter school... If he did. It were fooking wasted on him..........
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
Pikey
Dummy Ejection Facilitator..
No. That were a young offenders institute. theys a different thing altogether.
It were detention Centres when I were young enough to have been sent to one... Not that those fick fooking Cops could ever catch me or prove owt.........
Adz
New Member
Not that those fick fooking Cops could ever catch me or prove owt.........
Woz that coz they were too busy laffin' at watching you tryin' ter run in high heels and stockin's an' not a lot else?
nuggets
Banned
Ere !
We could call it "Landyzone the fourth emergency service" !
Bin a fireman i wer reeely annoyed when the A tw@ttin A did that advert wi the same slogan !
like these ****s risk life n limb to recover a ****in bustid motor from a hard shoulder
well its a bit more dangerous than taking little jonny down to A+E with a pan stuck on his head or spending a full shift playing with a cat (stuck) ha ha ha in a fookin tree in the park
mondo
Banned
well its a bit more dangerous than taking little jonny down to A+E with a pan stuck on his head or spending a full shift playing with a cat (stuck) ha ha ha in a fookin tree in the park
Let me guess?
yer risk life n limb towin gaylnders off the hard shoulder?
nuggets
Banned
Let me guess?
yer risk life n limb towin gaylnders off the hard shoulder?
na
windin firemen up 
reet folks...............
wots the first rool of green laning?
dont go on yo own - yes?
guess wot - just had a call - neely has gorn out on GJ's motor - on their own and..........
yup...
yu guessed it
they is stuck.
further noos as it happens.
wots the first rool of green laning?
dont go on yo own - yes?
guess wot - just had a call - neely has gorn out on GJ's motor - on their own and..........
yup...
yu guessed it
they is stuck
.further noos as it happens.
