johnny curt 1
Well-Known Member
hee hee :hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi
Pixar Mouse-- I Believe In Miracles - YouTube
Pixar Mouse-- I Believe In Miracles - YouTube
See I'm trying hard tonight to be at one with the world and feel love and compassion for all things and be zen like and genkle , like Chunky.
Major downside to that is , I'm a bit of a sarci mare, I like a bit of rough and tumble
and would be quite happy for said mouse- like visitor, to my house, to be chopped up into several thousand pieces - so not very compassionate
Major downside to that is , I'm a bit of a sarci mare, I like a bit of rough and tumble
and would be quite happy for said mouse- like visitor, to my house, to be chopped up into several thousand pieces - so not very compassionate 
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
See I'm trying hard tonight to be at one with the world and feel love and compassion for all things and be zen like and genkle , like Chunky.
Major downside to that is , I'm a bit of a sarci mare, I like a bit of rough and tumble
Remind me not to eat yer lasagne.
Remind me not to eat yer lasagne.
pppst - you're safe - making roasted veggie soup, not lasagne, for the cold winter evenings at BB's field - 100% mouse free
You might need to wash that sand out of your vagina. You must be new to the Internet, so welcome. You've just popped your cheery. In the grand scheme of the Internet, what MHM said was on par with running up to someone and saying "so's your face".
I've been on here for I dunno, it is on the top right of this post and I'll tell you summat boyo, you won't find a better resource of information and a good ol' giggle.
Honestly, if you found that post offensive in anyway, you shouldn't be on t'internet. Maybe being a 'net veteran of 15 years I've become resistant to insults, but bloody hell mate. It's only t'internet.
T'is only a squirrel. You should start keeping a tally.Would also like to say that reminding someone of their traumatic squirrel killing incident is the height of insensitivity and also very unfriendly .
This is what was left after my first road kill when moving to Yorkshire. It was a pheasant.
Ah, happy days. Been a long time since I collected some road kill. I think they have got savvy to my truck and go into hiding. I hit one in my van so hard before it caused the front left side indicator to pop out of the wing. That was a great impact. Oh, good times.
On an unrelated mouse note- I would like to return to the point the original OP made about you lot ( not me I hasten to add ) being 'orrible and mean to newbies.
I would like to ask that this cease and desists for the month of December .
In October it was Stoptober - a month dedicated to stopping smoking. In November it's Movember- a month dedicated to men growing dreadful tashes under the pretense that its for charity.
I would ask that December we all be nice to newbies - we get them to stay , we widen the gene pool for me to fish in - so it's going to be known as 110ember- a month dedicated to helping facilitate getting 110w laid
I would like to ask that this cease and desists for the month of December .
In October it was Stoptober - a month dedicated to stopping smoking. In November it's Movember- a month dedicated to men growing dreadful tashes under the pretense that its for charity.
I would ask that December we all be nice to newbies - we get them to stay , we widen the gene pool for me to fish in - so it's going to be known as 110ember- a month dedicated to helping facilitate getting 110w laid
On an unrelated mouse note- I would like to return to the point the original OP made about you lot ( not me I hasten to add ) being 'orrible and mean to newbies.
I would like to ask that this cease and desists for the month of December .
In October it was Stoptober - a month dedicated to stopping smoking. In November it's Movember- a month dedicated to men growing dreadful tashes under the pretense that its for charity.
I would ask that December we all be nice to newbies - we get them to stay , we widen the gene pool for me to fish in - so it's going to be known as 110ember- a month dedicated to helping facilitate getting 110w laid
Snigger don't put yourself down
November it's Movember- a month dedicated to men growing dreadful tashes under the pretense that its for charity.
I would ask that December we all be nice to newbies - we get them to stay , we widen the gene pool for me to fish in - so it's going to be known as 110ember- a month dedicated to helping facilitate getting 110w laid
A) it wasn't restricted to men :I
B) under the patio?
A) Right now my tash is under control and not even for Movember will I cease to let that be the case
B )secondly - If getting laid on the patio is all I can get, well so be it - have to be quick one though coz them slabs are bloody cold
Mr-Tomcat
New Member
Well he's gone, another one bites the dust, and doesn't want to speak no more, shame.
Well 110 Woman if you have a cat you might like to teach him to sing while he's after your rodent. Rat in my kitchen (Skynet Sync Lyrics®) - YouTube
Well 110 Woman if you have a cat you might like to teach him to sing while he's after your rodent. Rat in my kitchen (Skynet Sync Lyrics®) - YouTube
vilguy
Do'er of stuff and the like
110ember- a month dedicated to helping facilitate getting 110w laid
we give enough to useless causes as it is
ooowwww- be still my wounded heart. Look you and I both know it's a lost cause but I've got to still go through the motions dontcha know
ooowwww- be still my wounded heart. Look you and I both know it's a lost cause but I've got to still go through the motions dontcha know
Yu havin a crap now? Yu don' 'arf change the subject
Bluddy wimmins!
Deasy
Well-Known Member
Ere 110w. I av a nicely boxed version of the classic game 'mouse trap' if you would like to borrow it in order to learn how to catch a mouse using various techniques, including if I remember correctly, - marbles, a diving board, a washing basket, and a boot.
Mabee you could sit down and play with the mouse, leadin it into a false sence of security and then incorporate the mouse into the game, and try to use the game to catch the mouse?
Mabee you could sit down and play with the mouse, leadin it into a false sence of security and then incorporate the mouse into the game, and try to use the game to catch the mouse?
Sirus
Your all Banned except me
On an unrelated mouse note- I would like to return to the point the original OP made about you lot ( not me I hasten to add ) being 'orrible and mean to newbies.
I would like to ask that this cease and desists for the month of December .
In October it was Stoptober - a month dedicated to stopping smoking. In November it's Movember- a month dedicated to men growing dreadful tashes under the pretense that its for charity.
I would ask that December we all be nice to newbies - we get them to stay , we widen the gene pool for me to fish in - so it's going to be known as 110ember- a month dedicated to helping facilitate getting 110w laid
Sorry it is the law on Landyzone for Decemeber to be the Hissyfit month. Its a regular occurence. One or more members has a complete whingey time of the month sort of episode and creates much grumpiness for the month. Its soon forgotten though in time for the new year.(usually by March)
Forgottenpoppy
Well-Known Member
Sorry it is the law on Landyzone for Decemeber to be the Hissyfit month. Its a regular occurence. One or more members has a complete whingey time of the month sort of episode and creates much grumpiness for the month. Its soon forgotten though in time for the new year.(usually by March)
The end of march......starts again the beginning of April after an hours rest bite....then the run in to December starts again
