wiltshire landyman
I’m back
feck me how big are spiders in your gaffWhat is it with wimmin and mice? It's just a little mouse. Stick a bucket over it and put it outside - like a spider.
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
shes just eggcited cos saturdays getting closer n closer
its clouding her vision
As long as she can still see to bake my cakes I'll let her off.
What is it with wimmin and mice? It's just a little mouse. Stick a bucket over it and put it outside - like a spider.
ah you see I have the same tactic when it comes to spiders too- call for my eldest to get rid of them or any random male neighbour if she's not about
johnny curt 1
Well-Known Member
obviously the OP is a softarse as he cant take a little light banter ( compared to the ribbing i got for my first thread ) 51 pages of abuse in 1 night a personal record i think
a personal record i think
chunkymunky
New Member
Open a Fred n sod off eh.
wiltshire landyman
I’m back
i think the mouse is blocking the path to the cooker so its not looking gd:behindsofa:As long as she can still see to bake my cakes I'll let her off.
RAGNAR BENSON
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chunkymunky
New Member
I never got any :0
Mandy
Well-Known Member
Welcome to LandyZone! Hang on in there if you can, it's worth it. I've made some great friends on here.
going to do what I did last time Mr Mouse came to call - sing every time before opening the kitchen door to warn him I'm coming ,so he gets a head start to run away
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
S**t.
Why are we all sat here typing b*****ks?
Get yer ar**s into gear and get up there and evict the little s**t. The mouse MUST NOT hold up production.
Oooh Chunks- I could abuse you now if you wish but I thought you were all into gentle lovemaking and all
going to do what I did last time Mr Mouse came to call - sing every time before opening the kitchen door to warn him I'm coming ,so he gets a head start to run away
use the link i sent ya
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
S**t.
Why are we all sat here typing b*****ks?
Get yer ar**s into gear and get up there and evict the little s**t. The mouse MUST NOT hold up production.
It's whoever gets the cake with chocolate chips in that should be worried ( it's really a plain Victoria Sponge
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Pikey
Dummy Ejection Facilitator..
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
It's whoever gets the cake with chocolate chips in that should be worried ( it's really a plain Victoria Sponge
Weren't Boomer after a choccy cake?
