biggeeeee · Jan 20, 2011

Lord Nelson!
Lord Beaverbrook!
Sir Winston Churchill!
Sir Anthony Eden!
Clement Attlee!
Henry Cooper!
Lady Diana!
Maggie Thatcher - can you hear me, Maggie Thatcher!
Your boys took one hell of a beating!
Your boys took one hell of a beating!

Said by Bjorge Lillelien on Norwegian TV
When Norway beat England 2-1 in Oslo in a World Cup qualifier in Sept 1981

Bonkers · Jan 20, 2011

We're not helping the OP Aussie Amanda out much here, how about:

Throw another snag on the barbie.

Swanny bowled wide. It was a no ball.

Of course I caught it.

G-man · Jan 20, 2011

You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, ****ing beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian ****. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless...................the motto of the anything goes section???

Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.

and finally one of my all time favorites

I may be drunk, miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly!

johnny curt 1 · Jan 20, 2011

the most feared quote to any man who isnt single has to be

does my bum look big in this ???

storm99 · Jan 20, 2011

''He ****ed me, I'm truly arse-invaded''

Meatloaf in The 51st State.

johnny curt 1 · Jan 20, 2011

storm99 said:
''He ****ed me, I'm truly arse-invaded''

Meatloaf in The 51st State.

curry was a bad idea lads -----from the same film

Bonkers · Jan 20, 2011

Go Beyond.

johnny curt 1 · Jan 20, 2011

i love the smell of napalm in the morning

rog8811 · Jan 20, 2011

Don't be helpful, just answer the question.

jase750 · Jan 20, 2011

you are a strange little man. . you have my pity

Trewey · Jan 20, 2011

jase750 said:
you are a strange little man. . you have my pity

wake up ffs! see post #29

Trewey · Jan 20, 2011

Treworgey 90 said:
wake up ffs! see post #29

Ha!
too quick changing yer mind.

landy1uk · Jan 21, 2011

How can the same **** happen to the same guy twice
Think thats how it goes from Die Hard 2

Clanforbes · Jan 21, 2011

Grimmer said:
Mine doesn't, you might want to see a Doctor about that

Quite the contrary, it's you who needs to eat more fibre in your diet.

Clanforbes · Jan 21, 2011

GRATCH said:
Be aloof. The world has enough lerts

Yep, as long as I have aloof over my head I'm happy.

The Mad Hat Man · Jan 21, 2011

why wud yu want a dried sub tropical vine on yo head?

Clanforbes · Jan 21, 2011

One of my fav's is in a signature on here.

"I'm so clever I even know things that aint true" - There's a supervisor at work that should adopt that one.

Discobluebell · Jan 21, 2011

Do as I say, not as I do

The Mad Hat Man · Jan 21, 2011

I told you I was I'll - SM

If I wasn't so modest - I would be perfect - me

I am never wrong - just occasionally mistaken - unknown

The Mad Hat Man · Jan 21, 2011

Lightning doesn't "ZAP"!!!!

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