ratty

I'm not special I'm limited edition

• Jan 21, 2011

• #81

Robint: 'How fooking much? I aint paying ten fooking pence for a brand new Ferrari with a full tank of fuel, ten years insurance, free servicing and MOT's for life.. I'll give you five pence'.

 

Stuballsed

New Member

• Jan 21, 2011

• #82

A rich scotsman has a canope over his bed but a dead scotsman canopee at all!

 

johnny curt 1

Well-Known Member

• Jan 21, 2011

• #83

yer might be fly

but yer still cant sh1t on the ceiling

 

Hippo

Lord Hippo

• Jan 21, 2011

• #84

All that glitters, is not gold.

Shakespear - Merchant of venice. Modern version of his: all that glisters is not gold.

 

johnny curt 1

Well-Known Member

• Jan 21, 2011

• #85

i always remember this one when things get crappy

if you dont laugh youll just end up crying