captain of the hindenburgh

begining final aproach please extinguish all cigarettes and pipes

fookin sure i can smell gas
 
"Turn the fookin engine off!"

Trewey to Pikey, as he was climbing out of the window of his upturned fender.
 
"Ah canny break the laws of physics Cap'n!"

"Ahm givenyer all she's got Cap'n, she canny take any more!"
-- Scotty

"Beam me up, Scotty"
-- Kirk

"I'm a doctor, not an escalator!"
"I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!"
"I'm a doctor, not a moonshuttle conductor!"
"I'm a physician, not a psychiatrist."
"He's dead Jim."
"This man is dead."
"He's worse than dead, his BRAIN is gone."
-- McCoy

:D
 

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