You'll all fingers an tongues in no time..![]()
Heres my fav liker for ye....
You'll all fingers an tongues in no time..![]()
Got a nice 2+1/2" cut on my face well really my forehead between my eye's & round under my eye
socket about 8mm from my eye. Came in Sat night after an amazing day parting
I lay on my bed & the dog came bounding in landed on me her claw cut my face open ffs![]()
SpoilsportNa I aint putting any up noo do one![]()
I fink a more roguish piratical explanation is called for? Swords an wotnot etc...
I know some wimmins that would pay good money for a liker such as that.
Spoilsport![]()
I know some wimmins that would pay good money for a liker such as that.
Na im a nice quiet chap, but apparently I looked like a thug before I got a chib on ma nut.![]()
I know some wimmins that would pay good money for a liker such as that.
Before?!![]()
Is your tetanus jab up to date? Don't want to cause alarm but sepsis is another danger from their claws.Got a nice 2+1/2" cut on my face well really my forehead between my eye's & round under my eye
socket about 8mm from my eye. Came in Sat night after an amazing day parting
I lay on my bed & the dog came bounding in landed on me her claw cut my face open ffs![]()
Do you wanna borrow my clippers?Got a nice 2+1/2" cut on my face well really my forehead between my eye's & round under my eye
socket about 8mm from my eye. Came in Sat night after an amazing day parting
I lay on my bed & the dog came bounding in landed on me her claw cut my face open ffs![]()
Is your tetanus jab up to date? Don't want to cause alarm but sepsis is another danger from their claws.
Do you wanna borrow my clippers?
Should really get a booster my dear friend!Thanks very much dolly, my tetanus im sure is up.![]()
......dog claw clippers!Hell no, dont know where you've been![]()