You'll all fingers an tongues in no time.. :p

Heres my fav liker for ye....

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Got a nice 2+1/2" cut on my face well really my forehead between my eye's & round under my eye
socket about 8mm from my eye. Came in Sat night after an amazing day parting :D:D
I lay on my bed & the dog came bounding in landed on me her claw cut my face open ffs :(:(

I fink a more roguish piratical explanation is called for? Swords an wotnot etc...
 
Got a nice 2+1/2" cut on my face well really my forehead between my eye's & round under my eye
socket about 8mm from my eye. Came in Sat night after an amazing day parting :D:D
I lay on my bed & the dog came bounding in landed on me her claw cut my face open ffs :(:(
Is your tetanus jab up to date? Don't want to cause alarm but sepsis is another danger from their claws.
 

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