Hippo
Lord Hippo
Is the toilet ok?
Ironstrike
Well-Known Member
No, broke the seat off with the top of my head and snapped the handle off trying to stand up. At least I will be wearing something green for the rest of the match, a bag of frozen peas
The lengths some people will go to to support their team never ceases to amaze me.
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Did you drop the coke or piss yourself?Well..
Turns out i had dozed off in my seat with a pint of Coke in my hand..
Guess Who has a soaking wet trouser leg
Just asking to avoid any confusion
Henry_b
Think outside, no box required.
Did you drop the coke or piss yourself?
Just asking to avoid any confusion
Only one leg is wet, so no i haven't píssed myself, well.
Not yet!
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Nite All
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Did yer get yer teef back from round the u bend?
Morning all, its wet and windy here. Excellent conditions for putting the old girl through her paces
We are heading off to the woods to play....
We are heading off to the woods to play....
Wet but not windy 'ere.
Hicap phill
Well-Known Member
Morning
Looks like the mrs has let me have a lie in & gone out. At least I should not get wet today with the bad weather
Looks like the mrs has let me have a lie in & gone out. At least I should not get wet today with the bad weather
Mornin.
It has finally stopped rainin. Very calm and still outside.
Stuff to do, as always, but I in t gettin up til I've had another coffee.. an maybe a nap..
It has finally stopped rainin. Very calm and still outside.
Stuff to do, as always, but I in t gettin up til I've had another coffee.. an maybe a nap..
Ironstrike
Well-Known Member
Morning, I did but I cant get the skid marks off my chin
I think I broke bones in both feet though, they hit the wall or door, I'm not sure but I cant walk. Off to the hospital for an xray I suppose
@Ironstrike
Is easily done. After my most painful bike prang, I sprained my left ankle so bad my foot went black.. An x-ray revealed a broken bone in my foot that I could only think had happened fifteen years earlier falling over while ice skating.
Much kudos for owning up to such a spectacular mishap
Is easily done. After my most painful bike prang, I sprained my left ankle so bad my foot went black.. An x-ray revealed a broken bone in my foot that I could only think had happened fifteen years earlier falling over while ice skating.
Much kudos for owning up to such a spectacular mishap
Ironstrike
Well-Known Member
@Ironstrike
Is easily done. After my most painful bike prang, I sprained my left ankle so bad my foot went black.. An x-ray revealed a broken bone in my foot that I could only think had happened fifteen years earlier falling over while ice skating.
Much kudos for owning up to such a spectacular mishap
The same happened me, went over on my ankle when I was 17 playing football and heard it crack. I went to the hospital and told them I broke it, the doctor seemed intent on lecturing me that he will be the judge of whether it was broken, told me it was just a sprain and sent me home, it was always weak and painful after that.
Years later I came off my bike, the ambulance man checked my ankle and I yelped but told him it was always like that, they took me to hospital and xrayed it and saw that I had broken it years earlier and a bit of bone had set back at an angle so they had to operate and cut the piece of bone out.
