Hippo
Lord Hippo
He never goes far without his cow un gate.
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Bit arsh callin him er tramp.
Hicap phill
Well-Known Member
I thought he was looking for green laning in Wales?
He’s too far for me to go and laugh if @Marmaduke gets stuck.
@My Old Landy
I thought the world had got past all the happy clappy medal for turning up ****e. 'This ain't working' isn't a negative comment, so long as you have an alternative..
I thought the world had got past all the happy clappy medal for turning up ****e. 'This ain't working' isn't a negative comment, so long as you have an alternative..
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Horsefly bites are so damn itchy!
Hicap phill
Well-Known Member
Ooo wait for the swelling to start.
doriz
Well-Known Member
Hicap phill
Well-Known Member
Or a cat flea collar
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
It already has... it's growing like a volcano
Hicap phill
Well-Known Member
Get some piriton. Helps with the swelling
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Oh god no, I'll end up in A&E... I have a serious allergy to Piriton
I've taken some Claritin however
Or chop some chillis an rub her eyes, or take a.pee..
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Might as well use it as eye drops.
