Hippo
Lord Hippo
Yes. He's gorra angry face anorl.
I do understand and have regulated my langwidge ever since. I'll keep a firmer eye out.
In the past I too have warned others, in a gentle way.
DevonGuy
Well-Known Member
Tried to delete, it wouldn’t let me.
Deleted original post, this ones still here.
Deleting a post is a right pain, you can't do it, you have to delete it all, then put just a full stop in or summat then post it.
It looks daft but it is what you have to do as I and others have found out.
WhiskyLassie
Well-Known Member
I prolly could but I barely have the time to fart ATMIbet you could make one as you are so handy with your crafting skills.
Could be a market for them.
Doormats with witty or insulting remarks on them.
I'd buy one or two.
So they promoted you for your good looks then?!
Or was it your "customer relations" !!!
Self-taught is best, often. You pay attention to the teacher!!!
Deffo good looks n gift of the gab.
I was the only depo in the uk which had 2 girls in the office. Cause I was thick.
You only had to Google it. As apparently I do all the time!!!
Ta but I still dont know him.
In that case much the same as on earth. Although it can be dangerous as doing that anywhere can result in shattering.So what would happen if yer smashed two hammers together.
I prolly could but I barely have the time to fart ATM
Id watch it you do you dont want to have a follow through
cause ive seen the mess you made earlier with a wee dribble.
You ain't missed much although at the time it was quite good. Especially if someone had refused to take the money over and over again, opened the box and got the B**** prize. A carrot or something. Although they then explained that it'd be given to them at a racecourse to give to an 'orse that the show had put a ton of money on and you'd have a great day out!Ta but I still dont know him.
Oh I did forget to tell yous, so ive been having a bit of banter with one of the young lads in the yard for months now.
I was on a boat & he was in my van but he couldnt see me.....he had reclined my seat right back & put my keys up in
the sun visor. haha
so he left his car
in the yard & went to work on a boat outside the yard. I had to move his motor cause I had to move some boats about.
Anyhoo I had a couple of roll of insulating tape in my pocket, taped his keys n wallet to the gearstick, his sunglasses, old fag packet & his trainers to his steering wheel then made a spiders web inside & taped his door closed from inside
Then I went round the workshop & sheds/machines & got every empty bottle & filled his boot up.
oh then I took the bucket off the machine & stuck it right behind his car so he couldnt get out.
His face when he came back & said right I give in .....I was driving the landy & pulled up next to him
when going home sitting looking all cool shades on lol, I said have a nice weekend mate then floored the
accelerator & with the side exit exhaust he had a car full of black smoke
Oh how we laughed
I was on a boat & he was in my van but he couldnt see me.....he had reclined my seat right back & put my keys up in
the sun visor. haha
so he left his car
in the yard & went to work on a boat outside the yard. I had to move his motor cause I had to move some boats about.
Anyhoo I had a couple of roll of insulating tape in my pocket, taped his keys n wallet to the gearstick, his sunglasses, old fag packet & his trainers to his steering wheel then made a spiders web inside & taped his door closed from inside
Then I went round the workshop & sheds/machines & got every empty bottle & filled his boot up.
oh then I took the bucket off the machine & stuck it right behind his car so he couldnt get out.
His face when he came back & said right I give in
.....I was driving the landy & pulled up next to himwhen going home sitting looking all cool shades on lol, I said have a nice weekend mate then floored the
accelerator & with the side exit exhaust he had a car full of black smoke
Oh how we laughed
Hippo
Lord Hippo
You can edit yer own origional post but not a repeat of it when someone quotes it. They have to edit that them selfs.
Painted the kitchen today, cornice is a pain it took 3 coats to look white again. Not sure what to put on the walls I aint tiling them.
Might do some wet wall. Got some brick effect wall paper which I done last year it goes but think I'll get rid.
Went to the shops got some new copper cutlery, some kitchen utensils ect new bins bla bla Misses was like what you
doing I said everything in the kitchen is going in the skip im replacing everything. (her face)
Once its all done im buying a new toy I think I deserve to treat myself.
Might do some wet wall. Got some brick effect wall paper which I done last year it goes but think I'll get rid.
Went to the shops
got some new copper cutlery, some kitchen utensils ect new bins bla bla Misses was like what youdoing I said everything in the kitchen is going in the skip im replacing everything. (her face)
Once its all done im buying a new toy I think I deserve to treat myself.
I seriously don't know why people bother with cornice, well the shaped variety. Pelmet is OK as it hides all the gubbins to do with under-cupboard lighting, but the stuff up top?Painted the kitchen today, cornice is a pain it took 3 coats to look white again. Not sure what to put on the walls I aint tiling them.
Might do some wet wall. Got some brick effect wall paper which I done last year it goes but think I'll get rid.
Went to the shops
doing I said everything in the kitchen is going in the skip im replacing everything. (her face)
Once its all done im buying a new toy I think I deserve to treat myself.
Unless it kinda matches the shape of the pelmet and the side Deco panels.
As for what to put on the walls, couldn't you get a sort of kick-up piece? (Think it might be called "plinth") to match the worktop? Then kitchen paint above it to the bottom of the cabinets? We did that on one section, nowhere near either the sink or the hob or the ovens. Tiled the rest though.
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Was she in the kitching anorl then?I said everything in the kitchen is going in the skip im replacing everything. (her face)
