If this is serious, then he has serious problems. :eek: :eek: :eek:

You say "Lad", how old is this lad, cos if he is any younger than about 60 then wtf is he doing taking them?

Truuuuly do not understand. Maybe I am lucky in that respect!

And as for taking the bus, all he had to do was carry a bag in front of him.

My ma when doctoring had to deal with a bloke who had his p**** stuck in a milk bottle. He too had to go the hospital on the bus. She asked him how he managed it, he just said that he put it in a bag and "carried" it on!!!🤣🤣🤣

He's 26 🤣 🤣
 
Well some good news!
In my garridge I found a very businesslike 27mm deep socket.
Draper expert had impressed into it "for 24mm diesel injectors" which if memory serves is exactly what I bought it for.

Years ago.

Renault 19 TD or possibly Citroen Xsara.
Cannot remember why I took them out, maybe to be cleaned, 15 to 20 years ago!!:):):)
 
I use a thing called a bank card, rectangle in shape with numbers on it tis the future so ive been told. 🤣🤣
Card??? CARD?????
You told us you didn't hold wiv such things!!!
Fort a bank card had to be used wiv a cheque buuck.
So not a credit card, not a debit card, hmmmm!!!!!;););););)

Don't worry you'll learn the lingo pretty quick once you have started spending money using them.
 
Well some good news!
In my garridge I found a very businesslike 27mm deep socket.
Draper expert had impressed into it "for 24mm diesel injectors" which if memory serves is exactly what I bought it for.

Years ago.

Renault 19 TD or possibly Citroen Xsara.
Cannot remember why I took them out, maybe to be cleaned, 15 to 20 years ago!!:):):)
My oil filter needed a 27mm odd annoying size ended up using some imperial spanner with lots of swearing words.
 
Funny thing happened on our way back from Bath.
Just after the village we "kissed mirrors" in last time, there is a long straight stretch, but I wasn't hammerin along wot wiv standing watter etc. Road is still narrow with high hedges and an irregular grass bank/verge.
In the distance I saw a single headlight, so I sez, "motorbike or car wiv only one headlight." As we got closer it didn't seem to be moving, no sidelights, so fort "moped maybe"?

Slowed right down as it was on my side of the road, eventually came to a stop......

..... in front of some pill*** walking his dog. He had just stood still, off the road, up a slight bank, with his "headlight" pointing at me, motionless.

Felt like calling him a choice name or two but resisted. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
Probably the best & funniest excuse ive ever heard. 🤣 🤣
Most outlandish I have ever used, and weirdly it was true, when asked "Where the flip were you yessdi?" "I said "Here, stoopid!"

"No, you weren't" (expletive)

The argument went to and fro until blokey fetched a newspaper to prove to me I had missed a day.

The parties were so mad that summer that I had actually slept the clock round 36 hours.

Still can hardly believe it.

Then a few years later met another bloke who had done the same thing. Too much booze, chasing the ladies and all night partying can play havoc.

But I didn't need pills to "stay up all night"!!!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Bring back the 70s!:mexicanwave: :vb-banana::vb-banana::vb-banana::vb-banana::vb-banana::vb-banana::vb-banana:
 

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