WhiskyLassie
Well-Known Member
Very very happy Friday has come around. PJ's on and a gin poured.
Have a great weekend
Yea, been using that excuse for the past month. I have informed 'er indoors that I ain't got my hearing back yet so I can swing the lead a bit longer. Then there'll be a "sorry dear, there's a ten year waiting list for hearing aids, NHS and all that" if my hearing doesn't fully recover. Same if it does recoverKeep it quiet from the boss cos its always handy to be able to "cock a defun"
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WhiskyLassie
Well-Known Member
How are you getting on though, do you feel much of a difference?
I think everything over the last few months has been high levels of stress, anxiety etc from a number of directions, not least the physical traumas
But yes, I'm doing much better, keen not to regress
WhiskyLassie
Well-Known Member
onwards and upwards for all of us.
Subtitles dont come up on the advert
If I don't find out what he says soon I'm going to ring Verisure and ask them
Think he starts with "is it"
there is lo@ds of them verts
feck nose which one it is 
there is lo@ds of them verts
Yeah, but no, but....
Do these alarms magically knit new "coppers" to come and catch the scumbags, or are you just another victim with film footage of the scrotes?
feckn nightm@re of @ frid@y morning......... six ish
got woken up with @ loud b@ng @ the sound of the w@ter t@nk filling up
ffs turned the w@ter off then checked everywhere in the house for le@ks couldnt see @nyfink
so got dressed then went to check outside n found five inches of snow
into the utility room in found @ busted pipe w@shing m@chine so@ked then boom power off lol
off to the shed wif my phone got plumbering stuff fixed pipe kneeling in 2 inches of w@ter d@mm
cold too ended up crouched down with the phone between my knees @ll going to pl@n then..........
nooooooooooo ffs i needed @ poo
feckn freezing sh@king trying to hold it in then plop...
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my phone fell into the w@ter b@stid
unplugged w@shing m@chine n got power b@ck on, w@ter on @ll good.
p@rt 2
to be continued.............
got woken up with @ loud b@ng @ the sound of the w@ter t@nk filling up
ffs turned the w@ter off then checked everywhere in the house for le@ks couldnt see @nyfink
so got dressed then went to check outside n found five inches of snow
into the utility room in found @ busted pipe w@shing m@chine so@ked then boom power off lol
off to the shed wif my phone got plumbering stuff fixed pipe kneeling in 2 inches of w@ter d@mm
cold too ended up crouched down with the phone between my knees @ll going to pl@n then..........
nooooooooooo ffs i needed @ poo
feckn freezing sh@king trying to hold it in then plop...
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my phone fell into the w@ter
b@stid unplugged w@shing m@chine n got power b@ck on, w@ter on @ll good.
p@rt 2
to be continued.............
Sorry to hear of your mishap.feckn nightm@re of @ frid@y morning......... six ish
got woken up with @ loud b@ng @ the sound of the w@ter t@nk filling up
ffs turned the w@ter off then checked everywhere in the house for le@ks couldnt see @nyfink
so got dressed then went to check outside n found five inches of snow
into the utility room in found @ busted pipe w@shing m@chine so@ked then boom power off lol
off to the shed wif my phone got plumbering stuff fixed pipe kneeling in 2 inches of w@ter d@mm
cold too ended up crouched down with the phone between my knees @ll going to pl@n then..........
nooooooooooo ffs i needed @ poo
feckn freezing sh@king trying to hold it in then plop...
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my phone fell into the w@ter
unplugged w@shing m@chine n got power b@ck on, w@ter on @ll good.
p@rt 2
to be continued.............
Hope it is all sorted ASAP.
feckn nightm@re of @ frid@y morning......... six ish
got woken up with @ loud b@ng @ the sound of the w@ter t@nk filling up
ffs turned the w@ter off then checked everywhere in the house for le@ks couldnt see @nyfink
so got dressed then went to check outside n found five inches of snow
into the utility room in found @ busted pipe w@shing m@chine so@ked then boom power off lol
off to the shed wif my phone got plumbering stuff fixed pipe kneeling in 2 inches of w@ter d@mm
cold too ended up crouched down with the phone between my knees @ll going to pl@n then..........
nooooooooooo ffs i needed @ poo
feckn freezing sh@king trying to hold it in then plop...
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my phone fell into the w@ter
unplugged w@shing m@chine n got power b@ck on, w@ter on @ll good.
p@rt 2
to be continued.............
So, you pooped ur self then dropped yer phone in the poop
Silly billy
there is lo@ds of them verts
Yer.
and the one we are talking about ain't to be found there.
Yeah, but no, but....
Do these alarms magically knit new "coppers" to come and catch the scumbags, or are you just another victim with film footage of the scrotes?
So, you pooped ur self then dropped yer phone in the poop
Silly billy
nope i h@s @ss cheeks tighter th@n 2 co@ts of p@int @ll poop w@snt h@rmed
