JimS · Sep 1, 2022

Stanleysteamer said:
Just had a fub chat with Wessex Water.
They "provide us" with sewage services.
Thay have billed us for 5m3 for mid Jan to end of March but 8m3 for 1 April to 19 july, which is clever seeing as how we were out of the country for all but 2 weeks of this!
Their prices went up on 1 April so we are being billed for a bit more per cubic metre.
Of course the figures for consumption of water are provided by Bournemouth Water.
Who did the same thing!
Fun will ensue!!

Sun is shining now!
Have a nice afternoon peeps!

Very tidy squatters?

marjon · Sep 1, 2022

Def90man said:
The Spark looking well today!
View attachment 272783

And even the weather is ok

Its a Boat

you like living on the edge. This is for rusty fenders

, second thoughts probably not much difference

.

J

marjon · Sep 1, 2022

Stanleysteamer said:
Just had a fub chat with Wessex Water.
They "provide us" with sewage services.
Thay have billed us for 5m3 for mid Jan to end of March but 8m3 for 1 April to 19 july, which is clever seeing as how we were out of the country for all but 2 weeks of this!
Their prices went up on 1 April so we are being billed for a bit more per cubic metre.
Of course the figures for consumption of water are provided by Bournemouth Water.
Who did the same thing!
Fun will ensue!!

Sun is shining now!
Have a nice afternoon peeps!

Leaky loo

.

Do you turn the watta off and if not why not

.

J

Wimblowdriver · Sep 1, 2022

marjon said:
Its a Boat you like living on the edge. This is for rusty fenders, second thoughts probably not much difference.

J

And the same advanced technology engines

Turktowner · Sep 1, 2022

@ the denterist

marjon · Sep 1, 2022

Turktowner said:
@ the denterist

Enjoy

.

J

Stanleysteamer · Sep 1, 2022

DanClarke said:
Shouldn't have left the bathroom tap running on the day of departure then.

Seein as how it was turned off at the main it wouldn't have mattered!!

Stanleysteamer · Sep 1, 2022

Beneagles said:
Straight to the top usually works:

colin.skellett@wessexwater.co.uk

Telephone 01225 526402 (Direct)
Switchboard 01225 526000
Fax 01225 528009

I'll bear this in mind should I need to.
Ta, mate!

Stanleysteamer · Sep 1, 2022

JimS said:
Very tidy squatters?

They'd have had to have kept out of sight of the neighbours and the dottir who goes in from time to time!

Stanleysteamer · Sep 1, 2022

marjon said:
Leaky loo.

Do you turn the watta off and if not why not.

J

We do turn it off, it is just that they only read the feckin meter once every 6 months. So although they know how much you have consumed they have no idea when you have done so! I wouldn't give a feck as it is only pence except it is the principal of them using an algorithm to determine when said water was consumed.
We can prove when we were out of the country, but we'd have a job proving when we turned the water off!

Def90man · Sep 1, 2022

marjon said:
Its a Boat you like living on the edge. This is for rusty fenders, second thoughts probably not much difference.

J

It’s a proper b*at though, not one of the modern plastic tat ones

Stanleysteamer · Sep 1, 2022

Def90man said:
It’s a proper b*at though, not one of the modern plastic tat ones

Nope!
It's one where you have to keep the bilge pump running to stop her sinking!!!!!

marjon · Sep 1, 2022

Def90man said:
It’s a proper b*at though, not one of the modern plastic tat ones

It’s floating on watta, it’s a boat

.
I used to work On a few boats with an ole in the middle

.

J

Dippypud · Sep 1, 2022

Dippypud said:
Morning all
Day started ok, now not so much …
Got to Dads fine, got him up dressed and ready to go to the day centre, left to go home …

big blue skip starts with throttle, runs with throttle ,
Dies on idle, no splutter just stops

Feck it, nothing open til 8, drinking Dads tea till he goes to Day care then I can muck about

Ok, turns out when i did the oil filter change I dripped some oil around the crank sensor which found it's way in and faffed with the readings ...

All sorted and done now (fingers crossed) ...

Dippypud · Sep 1, 2022

Stanleysteamer said:
Just had a fun chat with Wessex Water.
They "provide us" with sewage services.
Thay have billed us for 5m3 for mid Jan to end of March but 8m3 for 1 April to 19 july, which is clever seeing as how we were out of the country for all but 2 weeks of this!
Their prices went up on 1 April so we are being billed for a bit more per cubic metre.
Of course the figures for consumption of water are provided by Bournemouth Water.
Who did the same thing!
Fun will ensue!!

Sun is shining now!
Have a nice afternoon peeps!

Does that includes run off rainwater from yer roof ?

Thames charges for that anorl ...

Def90man · Sep 1, 2022

marjon said:
It’s floating on watta, it’s a boat.
I used to work On a few boats with an ole in the middle.

J

I’ll be going home on a calmac one just shortly. It probably has a hole in the middle too

DanClarke · Sep 1, 2022

Stanleysteamer said:
They'd have had to have kept out of sight of the neighbours and the dottir who goes in from time to time!

The Dottir has been watering your lawn all summer

Stanleysteamer · Sep 1, 2022

Dippypud said:
Does that includes run off rainwater from yer roof ?

Thames charges for that anorl ...

Weirdly they do but if you think it is more you can ask for a rebate?????????

Stanleysteamer · Sep 1, 2022

DanClarke said:
The Dottir has been watering your lawn all summer

No chance!
No the explanation is much simpler.

kevstar · Sep 1, 2022

Stanleysteamer said:
Just had a fun chat with Wessex Water.
They "provide us" with sewage services.
Thay have billed us for 5m3 for mid Jan to end of March but 8m3 for 1 April to 19 july, which is clever seeing as how we were out of the country for all but 2 weeks of this!
Their prices went up on 1 April so we are being billed for a bit more per cubic metre.
Of course the figures for consumption of water are provided by Bournemouth Water.
Who did the same thing!
Fun will ensue!!

Sun is shining now!
Have a nice afternoon peeps!

That might have been us lot using the pool but we did have to drain & clean it after broke n kurt
were in it

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