Had a mate call me today.....
He had a carpet fitters coming to do his lower rooms & stairs plus the upstairs hall.
Was out late & the chap was meant to be there at 8am, he slept in got up 11.30
to go to the bog & discovered they had been in an carpeted the house whist
he was sleeping haha
 
pppppffffff me wash my landie..
Right off to fill the pond then

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@Hicap phill
You is allowed to fill yer pond wif a hose as it is for the welfare of the fish

Peeps down ere has been ringing the fuzz to report their neebs for using a hose.
1) It's not a police matter, they should be calling the water board
2) There int a ban in Portsmouth (tw@ts).

Wummin from the water board onna radio yesdi said they'd only issue a fine as a last resort for persistent offenders anyway. :)
 
@Hicap phill
You is allowed to fill yer pond wif a hose as it is for the welfare of the fish

Peeps down ere has been ringing the fuzz to report their neebs for using a hose.
1) It's not a police matter, they should be calling the water board
2) There int a ban in Portsmouth (tw@ts).

Wummin from the water board onna radio yesdi said they'd only issue a fine as a last resort for persistent offenders anyway. :)
Fish are now happier..
 
Reason 1.... Get use of the wood & metal working workshops & tools.
" 2.... Free meals
" 3....
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or if your this way inclined....
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Reason one, only did it once.
Reason two, may be true in Scottyland but have to pay for them in Engerland!
Reason 3, She'd be told to go home and put some clothes on!! but true it happens a lot, can't tell you how many teachers end up with other teachers. (Mind you it ain't easy to meet members of any sex if you're a teacher, you do too many hours during term time.:(:(:()
 

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