Wiv paddington being magic he wurn't there. It wood av bin edited together. Sorry to spoil it fer the children reading this.
I suppose you are now going to say something is strange about a bearded man delivering presents
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Wiv paddington being magic he wurn't there. It wood av bin edited together. Sorry to spoil it fer the children reading this.
Paddington was a teleportid hollergram, as he ain't had all his jabs. He did social distance across the table. Gorra have yer jabs to vissit the queen.I suppose you are now going to say something is strange about a bearded man delivering presents. Your such a party pooper sometimes
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Ow du ee preffer yer lupins? Us boys consider em best pan-fryd though sum as us knows laikes em boiled in hunny.Just finishing oft me lupins. Tis quite ferrapootic planting fings. Burds churpin int background. Me grass cuttins drying oot as eye have opened me bin ferrabit. Edga eggscited at seeing his new feinds.
Purrin mine int plant pots ter grow biggerer.Ow du ee preffer yer lupins? Us boys consider em best pan-fryd though sum as us knows laikes em boiled in hunny.
Sh!t, that cannot have been pleasant..... the phishing scammers called today.
As I said earlier I foolishly got caught in a "Covid PCR Test" phishing scam but realised in time and contacted my bank and stopped the card concerned.
Today I get a text allegedly from my bank alerting me to "suspicious activity on my account and that my card is now blocked". But I had it blocked 36 hours ago. Text also says a rep from the bank will contact me.
Just had a call on my mobile allegedly from the bank.
Man starts by telling me a bloke called "Mohammed" has tried to use my card, do I know a Mohammed?
I say no, and he says well we will need to sort some stuff out on your accounts to protect you.
Ahhh says I, but when I spoke to the bank fraud team they said it was likely that the fraudsters would contact me to "help me", and I don't know who you are other than you have just called me out of the blue.
At this point the conversation turns sinister and I am called "Clever C-word" and a lot of other "not-nice" names and threatened that as they have my address they will come and rob me at some point in the future and "my bad boys will visit you and take everything you have." The police have been alerted and I have a crime number.
Keep on your toes folks. Be safe.![]()
Oh no, poor you and poor him.Dads carers did their 'late' call at 17:00hrs fitted his catheter night bag, capacity 2 litres, and went, he took himself off to bed at 20:00hrs having looked at his bag and thought 'don't need to empty that' ...
I get there at 05:45 and find that the lever tap on the bottom of the bag was left open and the front room and his bedroom smell like the bogs a Glastonbury ...
Oh dear. Not funny.And for the rest of the day I was drilling a snapped bolt out of the cylinder head, only a dipstick tube support, but with no bolt the tube got loose and oil dribbled from the sump hole ...
All went swimmingly until I made a mistake putting the slam panel back in and buggered up the bonnet release and then shut it without checking cause I was in a hurry to pop back to Dads ...
Ended up having to smash the plastic grill up to release the damn thing, waiting today for the scrappy to open ...
If they have one ...![]()
We came back over for a week for Dottir's wedding! and for me to change the feckin coolant pump!@Stanleysteamer eye fiort yer was already in france. Did yer sneak back? Eye musta missed it.