Hippo
Lord Hippo
Eye fort he would want to hide his private one. Eye int gorra private plate.catch up he mentions private plate
All the posh peeps with a castle have them
J
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Logged me burd watch fing online. Looking around their site reminded me eye was going to put a camera burd box up. Finkin about options... wifi or IP cable. Eye knows burds go in me roof over the kitchen so eye was finkin of purrin a burd box int roof there anorl. See if eye can live stream it to yootoob.
Eye fort he would want to hide his private one. Eye int gorra private plate.
close enough this time of night best you start saving to keep castle status
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/30384142...55-0&campid=5338722076&customid=&toolid=10050
Sure more available, have you looked on screwfix
J
Done a few bits n pieces today...replaced 2 x 160 degree hinges for the kitchen corner cupboard
then replaced the dish washer waste hose, before I could finish I had a chap outside wandering
about with a chainsaw. Someone told him I was a wizard with chainsaws & could I get it going
for him. Me = aye ok leave it an I'll look at it in half n oor. Got it going & took it back to him didnt
take anything for doing it. He said he had a tree come down in the garden but had asked a few
tree companys last year they quoted the job but didnt come back, he said its due to one of the trees
being cut down was bad luck something to do with witches.
Anyhoo he wants loads of work done including 4 roofs on outbuildings & garages, pointing, rendering
& the trees lopped.
then replaced the dish washer waste hose, before I could finish I had a chap outside wandering
about with a chainsaw.
Someone told him I was a wizard with chainsaws & could I get it goingfor him. Me = aye ok leave it an I'll look at it in half n oor. Got it going & took it back to him didnt
take anything for doing it. He said he had a tree come down in the garden but had asked a few
tree companys last year they quoted the job but didnt come back, he said its due to one of the trees
being cut down was bad luck something to do with witches.
Anyhoo he wants loads of work done including 4 roofs on outbuildings & garages, pointing, rendering
& the trees lopped.
Done a few bits n pieces today...replaced 2 x 160 degree hinges for the kitchen corner cupboard
then replaced the dish washer waste hose, before I could finish I had a chap outside wandering
about with a chainsaw.
for him. Me = aye ok leave it an I'll look at it in half n oor. Got it going & took it back to him didnt
take anything for doing it. He said he had a tree come down in the garden but had asked a few
tree companys last year they quoted the job but didnt come back, he said its due to one of the trees
being cut down was bad luck something to do with witches.
Anyhoo he wants loads of work done including 4 roofs on outbuildings & garages, pointing, rendering
& the trees lopped.
you just continue to give and fall in at the right time then come out smelling of roses, no wonder your wife loves you
J
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Thats funny. 3300 sovs just for a plate. Stick it in the rr section. They'll buy anyfink int there.close enough this time of night best you start saving to keep castle status
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/30384142...55-0&campid=5338722076&customid=&toolid=10050
Sure more available, have you looked on screwfix
J
Nevva really liked private plates. I don't see much point in hiding the age of yer vehicle. If yer worried yer car int as new as the naybors then yer need yer get somefink else to worry about.
you just continue to give and fall in at the right time then come out smelling of roses, no wonder your wife loves you
J
Aye an my arms n legs will be worn down to stumps lol
He did say it had a private plate on it at some time ...
Cold night, int gerrin up ferra while
Just read it.
That is THE most hilarious advert for a car I have ever read!
You ought to get a decent price for it just for the laugh you will give the buyers.
Go on LZers, click on his link, you'll laugh your socks/tights off!
For Heavens sake put it on the joke thread!!!!!
'I hates it, it's a bit crap, it might be very crap, pleeeease somebody takes it oft my hands'
Amazed there are no offers yet
Sunny and 'fresh' this morning. gentleman coming to view my car today so might wash it
Hopes he int a tyre kicker, they pisses me oft.
Was selling an outboard once was on for 250, that's 250, ok? Bloke turns up, says it's just what he needs, lets me run it up in a bin fulla water, only then does he tell me he's only brought 200 with him. Cheeky cockwomble, fooked him right oft.
Too many of em watching the wheeler dealer programmes, can't slag my car off I've done that for them
looks far better than in the advert so we'll see, not asking much for it and plenty of interest so I'll get what I want and the punter will be happy 
