wimins when they get first....all lights on breakfast tv blearing thumping about in hi heels place stinks of
perfume ,
Tomorrow morning put your hi heels on and thump about
jumped into landy & felt a lump in me pocket.....150 quid & 2 poo bags result
Have a good day ya'll
Were the poo bags still warm?
Were the poo bags still warm?
Na the bags were cold
Just well they didnt go in the tumble drier or they might have been. 
Lucky son of a gun!Morning all im having the day off, the misses was up as she is away to glasgow, how different are
wimins when they get first....all lights on breakfast tv blearing thumping about in hi heels place stinks of
perfume & not even out the kettle on wtf is that all about...
Me = kettle on check the fire, only bath room light on sneaking about in my trainers in the dark
trying to be quiet, then stick a hot water bottle in the bed before I leave.
Anhoo I got up to move the landy so she could get her car out, grabbed a pair of jeans out
the drawer, jumped into landy & felt a lump in me pocket.....150 quid & 2 poo bags result
Have a good day ya'll
I still can't stop thinking about that scaffold that fell on your "mate's" car. Wonder how long it took you to remember me saying summat like that might happen to yours if you dint move it further away!!
Scaffolders still have top come back and take theirs off ours.
Anyway, don't spend it all at once and sheers, top tip, "keep your dosh in pooh bags £75 each, great idea, saves it when you put your wuk troos int wash wivout checkin!!!"
So, yessdi went and picked up the bits from the auction.
Yet again, on getting home this time, we discovered they had mixed up one of our commission bids. wifey bid on one lot of jewellery and ended up with another. So obvs she lost out as the lot she wanted went for less than she'd a paid.
But at least it wasn't as bad as the last time. Then we "won" a table after putting in a bid for a hall stand!!!
Silly beggars.
Don't want to end up having to actooly go to the auction standing around for hours etc, just to make sure they don't feck up.
AND got the dog back and was sure I felt a stitch still sticking out of her.
Wifey and I examined her closely with a powerful torch, tweezers etc. The stitch is in clear filament unlike the blue stuff the vet cut out last night, so thinking it may be some of the dissolvable stuff. But it shouldn't be sticking out. And there is a little bit of a weep going on. Fecking vets, getting really fed up of this lot. Anyway ringing me back, allegedly.
Wifey off to the "stitch and bitch" so I'm gonna do a pile of paperwork, dishwasher and then I'll get down to the boring stuff.
Yet again, on getting home this time, we discovered they had mixed up one of our commission bids. wifey bid on one lot of jewellery and ended up with another. So obvs she lost out as the lot she wanted went for less than she'd a paid.
But at least it wasn't as bad as the last time. Then we "won" a table after putting in a bid for a hall stand!!!
Silly beggars.
Don't want to end up having to actooly go to the auction standing around for hours etc, just to make sure they don't feck up.
AND got the dog back and was sure I felt a stitch still sticking out of her.
Wifey and I examined her closely with a powerful torch, tweezers etc. The stitch is in clear filament unlike the blue stuff the vet cut out last night, so thinking it may be some of the dissolvable stuff. But it shouldn't be sticking out. And there is a little bit of a weep going on. Fecking vets, getting really fed up of this lot.
Anyway ringing me back, allegedly.Wifey off to the "stitch and bitch" so I'm gonna do a pile of paperwork, dishwasher and then I'll get down to the boring stuff.
Christ! you had two of these?Just had 2 lorne sasages
https://www.onlinebutcher.co.uk/sau...MIsbD6moDo8wIVEoFQBh0mhAqVEAAYAyAAEgL9qvD_BwE
You must have been hungry!!!!!
(Stan, I think he must've meant two slices of..........)
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So, the paperwork begins.
With getting my bus pass.
Can't believe I've lived this long.....
With getting my bus pass.
Can't believe I've lived this long.....
I got mine the first week past my 66th. Happy Birthday BTWSo, the paperwork begins.
With getting my bus pass.
Can't believe I've lived this long.....
Allegedly my Bus Pass is valid anywhere in the UK except Wales?
Maybe the Welsh hate the English, whereas the Scottish folk must love us?
App done on line.
Now to chase Frog local taxes.
Will the fun ever stop?
Now to chase Frog local taxes.
Will the fun ever stop?
I should have got mine ages ago but only apply to use it in the park and ride in Bath. going to the theatre, so that's why I dint bother just yet!I got mine the first week past my 66th. Happy Birthday BTW
Allegedly my Bus Pass is valid anywhere in the UK except Wales?
Maybe the Welsh hate the English, whereas the Scottish folk must love us?
Public transport is so rare round here that if a coach is spotted it gets attacked by red indians on horseback!
Thanks for the HB by the way.I got mine the first week past my 66th. Happy Birthday BTW
Allegedly my Bus Pass is valid anywhere in the UK except Wales?
Maybe the Welsh hate the English, whereas the Scottish folk must love us?
How's the neck and the numbness?
I'm thinking of going back to the chiropractic college as my bloke don't seem to fixing the lack of feeling in my fingers and he never seems to crack my "bits" with as much vigour as I am used to.
(ooh matron, as per!)
I got a rucking yesterday for overdoing my DIY.
Got 2 more sessions this week. He says the neurological damage may take 18 months to fix.
But I am getting some relief from the arm numbness.
If yours will take 18months then maybe mine will too.I got a rucking yesterday for overdoing my DIY.
Got 2 more sessions this week. He says the neurological damage may take 18 months to fix.
But I am getting some relief from the arm numbness.
Glad you are getting relief.
But trying to stop guys like us, and especially you, doing DIY is like taking an alkys bevvies away!
What! ??? Don't tell me I have to cut down on my boozing too!If yours will take 18months then maybe mine will too.
Glad you are getting relief.
But trying to stop guys like us, and especially you, doing DIY is like taking an alkys bevvies away!
Maybe because the English did not want the Welsh to be included on theirs so it is a reciprocal arrangement. I've had mine for 21 years now and never used it as we do not have any public transport available to me!I got mine the first week past my 66th. Happy Birthday BTW
Allegedly my Bus Pass is valid anywhere in the UK except Wales?
Maybe the Welsh hate the English, whereas the Scottish folk must love us?
Yea, they love sassenachs. Go to Hampden Park on a match day and just ask them -----
I get the sentiment, but if you have any class at all you will go to Murrayfield!Yea, they love sassenachs. Go to Hampden Park on a match day and just ask them -----
I get the sentiment, but if you have any class at all you will go to Murrayfield!
I went a few years ago and it was full of Welsh!
I was in scotland (Oban) for a few months when I was a young man, found them very friendly and welcoming. Happy memories of that time .
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