Quick, go and get a tin of white emulsion paint.
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Will Tippex do?
That's a bit thick.
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
I'll throw some turps in it to dilute it a bit.That's a bit thick.
That smells.
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
It's OK, I'll just empty a can of deodorant on to it before the meeting.That smells.
I know, just cut it out and then 'paint' a tasteful tattoo on your skin.
But I don't think he keeps that in his kitchen cupboard.Not sure it dilutes Tippex properly.
1,1,1 trichloroethane needed!
Don't think I'd want to eat round his place if he did!But I don't think he keeps that in his kitchen cupboard.
Just do the collar and cuffs, the fronts and the sleeves - no-one will see the back!
Unless the interview room is sweltering hot and I need to take the jacket off.
Always make sure your collar and cuffs match
1) Methyl ethyl ketone (MEK) use enough an they (nor you) will remember a thing.*
2) Leave it it as it is - nothing shouts 'NERD' as well as that. You're in!
*Utter bollix, just for comedy value.
Best of luck mate. Sure you want to be back in the game though?
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Thanks.
As I've not managed to find a suitable non-IT job over the past 4 months and my savings looking a bit thin on the ground I need to find something I can do that pays OK and as this is a more junior role to my last one I'm hoping that I might enjoy it.
Go get em @Shimsteriom
