Yer'll havter chop a few inches off thenI can only dream of 2 inches
doriz
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Currys will take your old one fer free. Argos have ruined the title credits on Coronation Street and put the Meerkats out of work, bastids.
kurtjohnson10
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FREELANDERS RULE.
My Freelander is the campist and has:
Leffer heated comfortable seats for those bare hairy bum moments.
Comfortable suspension for when i am having layby action.
Enough power to accelerate 0 to 60mph in 10 seconds if the cops see me in the layby.
Brakes that actually work. 67 to 0mph in 4 seconds if i see a hot guy at the bus stop.
Space for 4 passengers to travel in comfort or 3 overweight bears.
Air conditioning (proper air con - not a hole in the bulkhead) for when things hot up!!
A heater that works for those cold nights dogging.
Smooth auto gearbox with optional sport mode and manual shift to get to meets on time.
Headlights that actually light up the road ahead so i can watch others dogging.
No rust - just rusty sheriff badges
A radio you can hear soft cell on while cruising.
4 wheel drive for those sticky muddy situations.
Electronic traction control in case the farmers layby is muddy.
ABS. Anal bumming sanitizer
Hill Descent Control to help us pull off.
Electronic Brake force Distribution so we dont spill the baby oil.
Boot space big enough to put in everything I need rope - tie wraps and blanket on.
A diagnostic socket I can use to fault find it - if i have a hard fault.
Electric windows and mirrors to shout and view potential meets.
Roof bars so I can fit ma roof rack bars to put the Camping gear.
Go anywhere ability oft road - laybys, parks after dark.
Enough power to tow a caravan if I want to be a snail or camper queen.
Can actually steer round corners and follow the road ahead - whilst .....
Doesn't have any water leaks the passenger not the car hopefully.
Looks smart and is presentable in the gay community.
Doors that dun't fall oft only back door damage.
Comfortable on long journeys - or short quickees.
It's got character anorl - say no more .
Up your batties we are the tratterer queens.
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kurtjohnson10
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so thats the bad bits listed - where are the good bits listed
kurtjohnson10
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Came across an offer of a thing called "Pouch" which is supposed to check any order you may wish to place online to see if you can get the best price or a discount, If I can find it I'll put a link up.
Dunno if it is any good.!
https://joinpouch.com/en-gb/article...0j4JxvWzEOA25b1OTs9RANaeCDjqEsohYCs2eLJ893XAQ
No snow here, yet again!
But bloody cold.
Wifey fell out of bed last night and banged her head/ear on her substantial chest of drawers/bedside table. Ricked her neck an all.
Why?
Cos, with having to have her jab on her right hand side, which she normally sleeps on, she had to sleep tother way round. So I says to her "Swap sides otherwise my snoring will be even more of a pain." But no, Madam says, no!
So in the middle of the night she finds her legs are cold, and she has cramp (regular occurrence due to back problem) and, all disorientated, instead of waking me, her carer, manages to fall out.
She WILL sleep right on the edge of our big king sized bed, Lord knows why.
So now she is lying in State, doesn't want breakfast, and I will have to help her "make" a neck-brace as she doesn't want to go to orspicel to see if she has cracked a vertebra, nor for me to get her a neck-brace.
Last time she fell she refused to go to orspicle and it was eventually discovered she had broken a bit off her humerus.
And my left calf muscle continues to give my gyp.
Fed up of it.
Just hoping it ain't a DVT caused by summat to do with the hole in my foot, which contrariwise, is less and less painful.
But I can't stand for long due to the leg.
Seeing podiatrist on Weds, see what she says.
(If it was a DVT, i'd prolly have had an art attack or a stroke by now, what?)
Have a nice day all!
But bloody cold.
Wifey fell out of bed last night and banged her head/ear on her substantial chest of drawers/bedside table. Ricked her neck an all.
Why?
Cos, with having to have her jab on her right hand side, which she normally sleeps on, she had to sleep tother way round. So I says to her "Swap sides otherwise my snoring will be even more of a pain." But no, Madam says, no!
So in the middle of the night she finds her legs are cold, and she has cramp (regular occurrence due to back problem) and, all disorientated, instead of waking me, her carer, manages to fall out.
She WILL sleep right on the edge of our big king sized bed, Lord knows why.
So now she is lying in State, doesn't want breakfast, and I will have to help her "make" a neck-brace as she doesn't want to go to orspicel to see if she has cracked a vertebra, nor for me to get her a neck-brace.
Last time she fell she refused to go to orspicle and it was eventually discovered she had broken a bit off her humerus.
And my left calf muscle continues to give my gyp.
Fed up of it.
Just hoping it ain't a DVT caused by summat to do with the hole in my foot, which contrariwise, is less and less painful.
But I can't stand for long due to the leg.
Seeing podiatrist on Weds, see what she says.
(If it was a DVT, i'd prolly have had an art attack or a stroke by now, what?)
Have a nice day all!
You're right. The tiny flakes started to fall about 20 minutes ago when I was out filling up the bird's peanut holders.Ours was delivered during the night. Its still snowing. Its going west and should be in wales by midday for DD
UPDATE
But nought came of them and it is a very pleasant sunny afternoon.
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kurtjohnson10
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Thats what we call a small chested womans bra
Yeah but, look what happened to Michael Fish when he understated the weather..
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Who?
So is Michael Fish.... or so the song goesFort John kettley was the weatherman
Fort John kettley was the weatherman
So is Michael Fish.... or so the song goes
Yer've got to be of a certain age to know that
