Are you for real? you can be assed to catch them, and you actually know who does and doesn't pick up their dog cr@p?
Or is this a little wind-up?;)
Wish I had you round here for a week, you'd sure as heck come up with a wheeze to annoy our cr@p neighbours!
Wish I was creative. :(

Oh aye the locals were calling me the poo police lol There is public access to the local park
just passed our cottages, so loads of peeps think they can get away with it, not on my watch :D
we can see everyone going over the bridge into the park from my kitchen window. ;)
Im always out with the pouch so I notice if there is a random poo & at what time so I just look
at the cctv who's going passed then take the dog out & watch people from afar if they pick it up.
Ive fell out with loads of people over it (got a few funny stories lol) I even charged a lad 5p for bag.
plus my mate is the local warden so I call him & he goes round & issues a 60 quid fine ;):D
They dont argue with him he's a body builder he's fookin massive lol
 
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Oh aye the locals were calling me the poo police lol There is public access to the local park
just passed our cottages, so loads of peeps think they can get away with it, not on my watch :D
we can see everyone going over the bridge into the park from my kitchen window. ;)
Im always out with the pouch so I notice if there is a random poo & at what time so I just look
at the cctv who's going passed then take the dog out & watch people from afar if they pick it up.
Ive fell out with loads of people over it (got a few funny stories lol) I even charged a lad 5p for bag.
plus my mate is the local warden so I call him & he goes round & issues a 60 quid fine ;):D
They dont argue with him he's a body builder he's fookin massive lol
Oh, thought you were the secret, pooh DNA diva!
Tell me, does your pooch get carried around in a pouch or is that just the Scots spelling of pooch?!;)
An ex-colleague of mine used to get reely fooked off at peeps who took their pooch onto the local rec and let them poop where kids play footie and that. Feckin disgustin, but they just said "What you gonna do about it?" and "Feck off" and other such sane and logical arguments. He coulda done with your big mate!:):):)
 
He’s got a fat hippp! I don’t suppose he’s worried about the colour of the water. I think he scrubs it with a yard brush too :D

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Oh, thought you were the secret, pooh DNA diva!
Tell me, does your pooch get carried around in a pouch or is that just the Scots spelling of pooch?!;)
An ex-colleague of mine used to get reely fooked off at peeps who took their pooch onto the local rec and let them poop where kids play footie and that. Feckin disgustin, but they just said "What you gonna do about it?" and "Feck off" and other such sane and logical arguments. He coulda done with your big mate!:):):)

Thas how eye shpell when im on the Drambuie :D:D

Ive had a few people doing exactly that then they were sorry, I was passed a man probably in his 50s
who ignored me as his dog tee'd up in the park then walked away, I went back to the house to get a
poo bag & picked it up then went to find him.....He was talking another man so I walked up an said
excuse me sir & he turned round.... I fired the bag of sh!te off his chest which burst open lol
I told him the next time he does it id ram it down his throat.:oops:
I did expect the police but they never arrived.

I did think there could be DNA track n trace system for this. I think it would be an up-lifting job. :D
 
Thas how eye shpell when im on the Drambuie :D:D

Ive had a few people doing exactly that then they were sorry, I was passed a man probably in his 50s
who ignored me as his dog tee'd up in the park then walked away, I went back to the house to get a
poo bag & picked it up then went to find him.....He was talking another man so I walked up an said
excuse me sir & he turned round.... I fired the bag of sh!te off his chest which burst open lol
I told him the next time he does it id ram it down his throat.:oops:
I did expect the police but they never arrived.

I did think there could be DNA track n trace system for this. I think it would be an up-lifting job. :D
I think, and I am now going to sound a bit OCD here, which I absolutely am not, that if you wanted to really prove a point in the courts, a sample taken could be matched with the dog via DNA. but the problem then would be proving where and when the sample was taken. Cos the other side could say you took the sample from a pooh done and picked up, or etc etc. Video evidence via a third party, etc, so who the heck is going to do that?!
I like the idea of "firing off" a pooh filled bag! Catapult for bait springs to mind!
Re our neighbours I think I might try a variation of your cable tie thing. . Wait till after Christmas when everyone's bins are overflowing then, during the night creep down to where we all put them and cable ties theirs shut.
The bin men would never be assed to do owt about it, they'd just leave it! :D:D:D
 
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