Hippo
Lord Hippo
There's so many drafts in a tratter the candle will blow out. Praps that's why their heaters dun't work. They're candle powered.Hippster, I suppose that depends entirely where you sticks yer candle
urbandekay
Active Member
Mine's draught free, warm and dry - nice
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Yer be telling us next yer dun't wear wellys in bed.
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urbandekay
Active Member
Yer be telling us next yer dun't wear wellys in bed.
Don't wear wellys anywhere!
Turboman
Mab An Gov
urbandekay
Active Member
Where do you put the back legs of the sheep, then?
I would never interfere with your girlfriend
Turboman
Mab An Gov
doodle bug
Well-Known Member
Don,t knock it until you try it !... To a sheeps?
urbandekay
Active Member
We are married!
You married a sheep? Well done for not being afraid to come out of the closet, Snigger snigger
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Next yer be telling us you int got a pig.
Hippo
Lord Hippo
He likes cows... To a sheeps?
Just saying
Turboman
Mab An Gov
Hippo
Lord Hippo
As long as she dun't have bag pipes yer ok. Work of the devil they is.
Turboman
Mab An Gov
urbandekay
Active Member
She's a bit of a looker then your missesEven worse, I married a Scotswoman. But she has some sheep. And wellies.
urbandekay
Active Member
There's no need to insult my wife like that
Hippo
Lord Hippo
All tratterers have pigs. Tis a fact. This is a pig:
