Oldseadog

Well-Known Member

• Oct 24, 2015

• #3,021

Don't like them

 

Dan_Trials

Well-Known Member

• Oct 24, 2015

• #3,022

Just had 4 mint clubs, not had them in years!

 

Hippo

Lord Hippo

• Oct 24, 2015

• #3,023

Oldseadog said:

Don't like them

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they keep eating everything in ere and not replacing it.

 

Hub

Active Member

• Oct 24, 2015

• #3,024

The biscuit barrel's got a hole in it annorl, what a surprise....

 

Hippo

Lord Hippo

• Oct 24, 2015

• #3,025

Hub said:

The biscuit barrel's got a hole in it annorl, what a surprise....

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That's where the lid goes.

 

Hub

Active Member

• Oct 24, 2015

• #3,026

Well who's got the lid. Don't want to be eating stale custard creams.

 

Dan_Trials

Well-Known Member

• Oct 24, 2015

• #3,027

Hub said:

Well who's got the lid. Don't want to be eating stale custard creams.

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Dave.

 

Hippo

Lord Hippo

• Oct 24, 2015

• #3,028

who's dave?

 

Hub

Active Member

• Oct 24, 2015

• #3,029

I dunno, but he's got the biscuit barrel lid and he's in deep trouble!!!!

 

Hippo

Lord Hippo

• Oct 24, 2015

• #3,030

Ere DAVE. Give it back or else.

 

Hub

Active Member

• Oct 24, 2015

• #3,031

I'm just stepping outside. I might be some time.....

 

Hippo

Lord Hippo

• Oct 25, 2015

• #3,032

Yer still not back yet? Yer gonna miss out.

 

Hub

Active Member

• Oct 26, 2015

• #3,033

I went to get some chocolate hob nobs. No one should drive under the influence of custard creams.

 

Hippo

Lord Hippo

• Oct 27, 2015

• #3,034

That's wise advice. While yer been gone I went past 13k posts.

 

Hippo

Lord Hippo

• Nov 6, 2015

• #3,035

 

suew

Well-Known Member

• Nov 8, 2015

• #3,036

God this new forum is hard work. Its only taken 4 months to work it out, and you lot are still here

 

Hippo

Lord Hippo

• Nov 8, 2015

• #3,037

Glad yer found us. Ere, I was up your way recently. Yer petrol in sainsburys is 3p more eggspensive than our sainsburys.

 

suew

Well-Known Member

• Nov 8, 2015

• #3,038

Hippo said:

Glad yer found us. Ere, I was up your way recently. Yer petrol in sainsburys is 3p more eggspensive than our sainsburys.

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Shouldn't be so posh then

We dont shop at Sainsburys

And where have all the good smilies gone?????

 

Hippo

Lord Hippo

• Nov 8, 2015

• #3,039

Not many smilies as they tried to get the new forum going as quick as they could to stop peeps moaning. They have promised some more in the future but they're also said to be fixing/sorting out other things at the moment so it's on hold. If I were you I'd pm, shorry start a conversation with accy + roy and ask them for more smilies. They like a bit of banter... so yer should tell them to ***in get on with it now yer pair of ***'s.

I have me own smilies in reserve. Had them for years. New they would come in handy one day.

 

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Coffeelandy

Well-Known Member

• Nov 10, 2015

• #3,040

Hippo said:

My Freelander is the bestist and has:

Leffer heated comfortable seats.
Comfortable suspension.
Enough power to accelerate 0 to 60mph in 10 seconds.
Brakes that actually work. 67 to 0mph in 4 seconds.
Space for 4 passengers to travel in comfort.
Air conditioning (proper air con - not a hole in the bulkhead)
A heater that works.
Smooth auto gearbox with optional sport mode and manual shift.
Headlights that actually light up the road ahead.
No rust.
A radio you can hear.
4 wheel drive.
Electronic traction control.
ABS.
Hill Descent Control.
Electronic Brake force Distribution.
Boot space big enough to put in everything I need.
A diagnostic socket I can use to fault find it.
Electric windows and mirrors.
Roof bars so I can fit ma roof rack bars.
Go anywhere ability oft road.
Enough power to tow a caravan if I want to be a snail.
Can actually steer round corners and follow the road ahead.
Doesn't have any water leaks.
Looks smart and is presentable.
Doors that dun't fall oft.
Comfortable on long journeys.

Up yours tratterers. :bounce:

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Yeah, yeah but it doesn't have a coffee machine does it?