Mmmmmmmmm Spitroast
Hippo
Lord Hippo
most important fred in ereOMG cant believe you lot are still in here
night
Hello strangerOMG cant believe you lot are still in here
urbandekay
Active Member
I thought it were pigs that had the trotters not tother way roundAll tratterers have pigs. Tis a fact. This is a pig:
Oldseadog
Well-Known Member
Morning Sue, me darlin xxOMG cant believe you lot are still in here
suew
Well-Known Member
Morning
Hello stranger
LOL, I look in here occasionally but there hasn't been much happening
And yes Tratterers all have pigs, its tradition
Hippo
Lord Hippo
This may help:
Tratter = a land rover. The type with no suspension and straight edges everywhere.
Tratterer = one who owns and/or drives a tratter.
Tratterist = one who owns and/or drives a tratter.
Trattering = the art of trattership.
Trattered = one who has caught the trattering bug.
Tratterdom = blissful tratter ownership thinking tratters are the only vehicle to own.
Tratterburd = female tratterer.
Tratterolic = one who owns too many tratters.
Tratterphobia = fear of tratters.
Tratterphobic = one who hates tratters.
Biscuit tin = tratter.
Drafty damp biscuit tin = tratter.
Garden ornament = a tratter that hasn't been driven using its own engine and mechanicals for 1 year or longer.
Rust worm = a tratterers worst fear.
urbandekay
Active Member
You seem to suffer from a confusion between trattor and trotter, perhaps some of the money you spent on your expensive and unreliable and undurable Freeloader would have been better spent on education? I only ask.
Mmmmm nice and warm, dry and comfy in my trattor
Hippo
Lord Hippo
I had a similar thought. I thought you were confused by thinking I meant yer wife when I mentioned pigs, and pigs trotter when I said tratter. Oh well.
I is an honoray tratterer as I have driven tratters previously, as we owned them in the family. Comfortable, reliable and dry this is not.
urbandekay
Active Member
I find your view hard to understand, mine is warm, dry and comfortable and in the 10 years I have had it, has proved ultra reliable, only failing to get me home twice, your Freeloader would have been destroyed by now and no doubt have let me down more often
Oldseadog
Well-Known Member
Gaylander = Hippo
Gaylanderer = Hippo driver
Gaylandering = Putting the doors back on a gaylander
Hippo = Gaylander
Hippo-put-in-mouse = Perverted Gaylanderer
Hippo-no-Tizer = Doesn't drink ths stuff because it's too strong
Hippodrone = A Gaylanderer that doesn't shut up
Morning Hippster
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Hippo
Lord Hippo
looking back at our discussion I gets the feeling yer keep saying the opposite to what happened.
urbandekay
Active Member
Why on earth would you think that?
Defender 10 years only not got me home twice
Freeloader 2 years, 2 breakdowns
Both Warm and dry, Freeloader heater takes ages to heat up, Defender is quicker
Uphill acceleration is the same, not tested on flat
Freeloader is insufficiently damped, which is noticeable on braking Handling round corners is comparable
Freeloader has a number of annoying and expensive faults to fix, window electrics, rear door handle prone to brittleness, intermitent fault with heater blower, beneath nice paintwork it rusts, which thankfully most of the Defender is immune to
Towing capacity of Freeloader is limited as is carrying capacity
Off road Defender is unquestionably better.
Freeloader is a more comfortable ride on road if you don't mind feeling sea sick as it wallows around like some yanky bloat motor
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Well doneGaylander = Hippo
Freelanderer = Hippo driver
Freelandering = Freelander ownership
Hippo = Distinguished Freelander owner
Hippo-put-in-mouse = animal
Hippo-no-Tizer = Doesn't drink ths stuff because it's too strong
Hippodrone = Flying hippo
Morning Hippster
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Told yer. Complete opposite. Tratters with heaters, acceleration, no rust, immune to rust... Yer don't mention weak points like the lay shaft, no suspension... And yer don't even have a pig anorl. That mean yer not even a propper tratterer.
