Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
That's no way to talk about the delivery man.
Just found out that Presto is owned by the Chinese. It says Sheffield England but doesn't actually claim it's made in the UK 
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Hey
What do you want?
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
So many fings...
Start a list and I will see what I can do
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Ah .. well .. when I said so many fings, what I achully mean is to win the lotteryStart a list and I will see what I can do
Remember to say 'thank you' afterwardsI’m going to get metaphorically arse raped by my boss at 1600, wish me luck
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Don't forget the lubeI’m going to get metaphorically arse raped by my boss at 1600, wish me luck
I’m going to get metaphorically arse raped by my boss at 1600, wish me luck
What ya done now?
can you blame somebody else?
J
It's 4pm NOW. Thinking of you.I’m going to get metaphorically arse raped by my boss at 1600, wish me luck
tis 1601 now, wonderin how its goin!I’m going to get metaphorically arse raped by my boss at 1600, wish me luck
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
It's not looking good... it's been almost 30 minutes....
Should we organise a search party or a refuse truck ti pick up the bits?
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Call off the search party
There is a water leak on a roundabout near work, maybe that's your problem ...
Don't even know what that means but glad that you survived it!Phooking programme management
(When I was in trouble I always knew it cos the Head always had an A5 brown envelope in his hand.
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