Marmaduke said:

See @Hippo another reason why tratters are far superior to hippos





Maybe I shouldn't have worn my nice new work uniform





You couldn't get that in the back of a hippo without knackering your nice carpets and indoor pool. Had to put me pig in the front though.

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Too right. I wouldn't put that scruffy b*stid in the back of me Freelander for fear it would make a mess of me leffer seats. I wouldn't chop up a Christmas tree and put it in the back either. If yer got to chop yer Christmas tree into more than 3 bits (like ours from argos years ago which it still good to use) then it's too big. May I suggest yer pick on a Christmas tree yer own size. That way it will fit in yer house.