DaveM-sport · Nov 4, 2016

My girlfriend loves my Defender and offroading and camping so quite easy to justify getting bits for it means I'm getting something for both to enjoy

Also use it for towing the trackcar and other recoveries.
Use it at home on the farm for going through the fields and pulling the cattle box when need to move them or sell them

Also keeps me occupied and out of trouble at weekends fixing it or offroading when I've nothing else to do

Martin Goode · Nov 4, 2016

Our Defender actually belongs to her indoors. She gets a more enthusiastic wave from other Defender owners than I get when I drive, her being pretty, blonde and female!

Marmaduke · Nov 4, 2016

Martin Goode said:
Our Defender actually belongs to her indoors. She gets a more enthusiastic wave from other Defender owners than I get when I drive, her being pretty, blonde and female!

Would you prefer her to be ugly,scarecrow haired and look like a bloke so you get better waves?

Martin Goode · Nov 4, 2016

From behind, it would make no difference

Marmaduke · Nov 4, 2016

Martin Goode said:
From behind, it would make no difference

Try telling her that, but you may want to phone an ambulance beforehand.

Martin Goode · Nov 5, 2016

Phoning an ambulance would make things worse. She's a Paramedic!

IamRobbie · Nov 5, 2016

Haha these comments just broke me can't stop laughing

Marmaduke · Nov 10, 2016

Been out preparing for the supposed cold spell. Had my eye on this tree for 18 months or more. Coming home to daddy

Took two trips to get it back

The wheelie bin is a third full of saw dust but the wood feels nice and dry

Just needs splitting and it can join the rest in my old pig pen at the bottom of the garden that's now the wood store

Should last a good few weeks

danny6801 · Nov 10, 2016

Marmaduke said:
Been out preparing for the supposed cold spell. Had my eye on this tree for 18 months or more. Coming home to daddy

Took two trips to get it back

The wheelie bin is a third full of saw dust but the wood feels nice and dry

Just needs splitting and it can join the rest in my old pig pen at the bottom of the garden that's now the wood store

Should last a good few weeks

Very nice mate nothing like free heating.

Marmaduke · Nov 10, 2016

danny6801 said:
Very nice mate nothing like free heating.

Amen to that

doriz · Nov 10, 2016

Marmaduke said:
Been out preparing for the supposed cold spell. Had my eye on this tree for 18 months or more. Coming home to daddy

Took two trips to get it back

The wheelie bin is a third full of saw dust but the wood feels nice and dry

Just needs splitting and it can join the rest in my old pig pen at the bottom of the garden that's now the wood store

Should last a good few weeks

Much prefer a one bar electric fire miself

Marmaduke · Nov 10, 2016

doriz said:
Much prefer a one bar electric fire miself

I'm far to tight to pay for such extravagances

doriz · Nov 10, 2016

Marmaduke said:
I'm far to tight to pay for such extravagances

One day I will have a log burner

Marmaduke · Nov 10, 2016

doriz said:
One day I will have a log burner

Mine's only a cheapo one from machine mart but I bet we've put a few tonne of wood in it over the past seven or so years we've had it. The grate has started to disintegrate

. My stihl chainsaw has paid for itself a few times over as well, I did have a cheap one from Argos but I shook it to bits in a fortnight but the stihl's been fantastic

Hippo · Nov 10, 2016

Marmaduke said:
Been out preparing for the supposed cold spell. Had my eye on this tree for 18 months or more. Coming home to daddy

Took two trips to get it back

The wheelie bin is a third full of saw dust but the wood feels nice and dry

Just needs splitting and it can join the rest in my old pig pen at the bottom of the garden that's now the wood store

Should last a good few weeks

If that's yer pig pen where's yer pig going to sleep? In yer bed while your on the floor?

Marmaduke · Nov 10, 2016

Hippo said:
If that's yer pig pen where's yer pig going to sleep? In yer bed while your on the floor?

I've ate me pig that's why I've got a spare pig pen

. There's actually 2 pig pens, evidently most of the houses around where I live used to keep a pig

Hippo · Nov 10, 2016

Marmaduke said:
I've ate me pig that's why I've got a spare pig pen. There's actually 2 pig pens, evidently most of the houses around where I live used to keep a pig

Am shocked.

Marmaduke · Nov 10, 2016

Hippo said:
Am shocked.

Evidently that's whet people used to do in the olden days, don't you remember??

I think that the house was built around 1900-1905

Hippo · Nov 11, 2016

Marmaduke said:
Evidently that's whet people used to do in the olden days, don't you remember?? I think that the house was built around 1900-1905

I int as old as you. I always thought tratterers kept pigs as pets. Not for anything else.

Marmaduke · Dec 22, 2016

See @Hippo another reason why tratters are far superior to hippos

Maybe I shouldn't have worn my nice new work uniform

You couldn't get that in the back of a hippo without knackering your nice carpets and indoor pool. Had to put me pig in the front though.

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