I have a couple of ex government 1000 watt anti aircraft searchlights I would like to fit to the front of my P38, will the BECM switch these, or do I need a relay?
 
I have a couple of ex government 1000 watt anti aircraft searchlights I would like to fit to the front of my P38, will the BECM switch these, or do I need a relay?
Mmmm might need a relay and possibly a generator,
and a couple of thousand pairs of sunglasses to hand out to all the locals lol
 
I have a couple of ex government 1000 watt anti aircraft searchlights I would like to fit to the front of my P38, will the BECM switch these, or do I need a relay?

This is easily done using a Carlos Fangdango genital connection kit. All you need to do is run wires directly from the battery to the base of the drivers seat. By shifting your plums you can use them as a switching mechanism thus removing the need to tamper with the BECM. Which from past experience is a lot more painful than having Crispy man tatters and well done gentleman's sausage.
 
Yea with the big spots on you should get enough to buy a mint rangerover sport....
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I have always loved the look of a BMW Isetta, can I swap the body onto my L322 as I need a 4x4 cos I live in Surrey and we get atleast 2mm of snow every 17 years but don't want to loose the body proportions of the Bimmer!?
 
I have always loved the look of a BMW Isetta, can I swap the body onto my L322 as I need a 4x4 cos I live in Surrey and we get atleast 2mm of snow every 17 years but don't want to loose the body proportions of the Bimmer!?

Yes, but you may need to remove the Lucar connectors from the Isetta loom and fit multi plugs. :D:D
 
Yes, but you may need to remove the Lucar connectors from the Isetta loom and fit multi plugs. :D:D

Is that a hard job? Can I use gardening shears to make the cuts and selotape to remake the connections? Also using 6 tubes of araldite and a used toilet paper tube, do you think it is possible to make a new compressor piston?
 
Is that a hard job? Can I use gardening shears to make the cuts and selotape to remake the connections? Also using 6 tubes of araldite and a used toilet paper tube, do you think it is possible to make a new compressor piston?

Yeah but don't forget to use hi-temp Araldite. :D:D
 
You think I would make enough to buy a decent car?

To be honest Keith I think it would be prime for someone from essex, may contact joey essex's manager as I think he'd be "reem" for it. As far as price goes I think it's name what you want :smokin:

I was also thinking about sticking a lada body on a classic chassis, what you think? o no hold on thats already been done on fleabay :eek:
 
Yeah but don't forget to use hi-temp Araldite. :D:D

Don't have hi temp version, and what I have is over 10 years old, I'm sure that will do....I also plan to use an old coat hanger to make a new set of piston rings....will post details of the mod later - apparently a geezer on another forum says it will make my MPG go through the roof and I should remove my magnets from the fuel line before I do the mod else the fuel will flow back to the tank causing an air lock in the coolant system.....but I am sure if it cut the large pipe at the top of the radiator, the air can escape eliminating the airlock completely, a good neighbour told me that one!
 

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