well owners sometimes accidently sit on their pet. now picture jabba the hutt on top of a jack russel
 
Flaps was telling us tuther night that he **** get it up fer ages and ages. Then she realised it was up but she **** see it fer all the lard. had to get a couple of tirfors in to clear the fat.

Oh and a pressure washer to clear the **** & clinkers off it.
 
what do yer mean " NO LONGER doing any criminal la work"


yer never did any in the furst place ave done two small claims cases so i'm more qualified than you , but i don't go about pretending to be a lawyer
 
MOG WTF is MOG dint tell us that's yer pet name fer him

Ah cud think of better ones. like whoops Not while theres a lady in the room
 
So what does it include then ?????:confused:

Finding a bloke who will put up with all your **** ?????:confused:

You know i thought that keeping quiet about all your sick little perversions and secrets was the correct thing to do, however, if you persist in name calling in your usual sad way, then i may well have to reconsider my stance.
ah think he wur trying to threaten you again, what wiff him be best mates wiff 'Knacker of the Yard' anorl
 
He's ****ed orf fer now. probably gone ter weigh himself again apprently his mate on the public weighbridge only works nights.
 
dint let him orf that lightly flaps not after all the things wot yer told us about him.
 
No threats, water under the bridge now, time for a bit of peace to prevail.
yer unreal you furst its

"You know i thought that keeping quiet about all your sick little perversions and secrets was the correct thing to do, however, if you persist in name calling in your usual sad way, then i may well have to reconsider my stance."

now its "let have a truce"


more fooking lies , have you every gone a whole day without lying to someone?
 

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