no worries and indeed been very pleased with them
they’ve taken the weight of the disco with no problems , reminds me i must get another 2 x axle stands one day
not nice being in pain and have a good rest mate
Thanks for that .. just had to get some breathing space ..
Just wrote a joke and im to giving it to you my friend ..
I find it funny so I’m sure you will .. it’s all yours maytee.
Just my random mind going in one again lol
A Range Rover , disco and a hippo were out on a days laning together , when they come across this angry Defender guarding a gate.. the Defender was shouting
“ HOY GET ARF MOY LAND BEFORE I BLAST YA FEKIN KNAPPA ARF”
Well, the 3 Amigos
were shocked and out raged, so as responsible GLASS members they Pulled over to reason with the Defender!
The Range Rover said
“ excuse me good sir,, do you realise your blocking a public byway”
Defender said
“FOOK ARF, MOY LAND”
So disco had to step in .
Disco said “HOY MATE.. divnt be a bell end and just let us gan on Wor way”
Defender lifted his gun and pointed it at disco and said
“FOOK ARF, MOY LAND”
disco backed off with his hands up!!
Well little gay lander piped up and said .
“””oooh love your boots “””
At this stage, Defender is going red in the grill with rage and says
“I WILL GIVE YOU to 10 seconds TO GET OFF MOY FOOKIN LAND”
Rangey screems and feks off bouncing doon the track like a space hopper..
Fender Is “1,2 FOOKIN,3”
And disco said
“all Reet man chill. Am gannin”
After a few attempts the D1 starts and he floats doon the track and cracks a can open!
Buy this time the DEFENDER. is “ 8,...9..”
And the gaylander is still sitting there , drying his hair and doin his nails..
“FOOKIN 10 YA BASTAD”
Mean while Hippo is still looking at the handbags on offer at next on his phone..
DEFENDER” FOOKIN 10 YA LITTLE POOF”
Defender is perplexed ( well he’s confudled, as he can’t spell (perplexed)
Well Defender is even redder in the grill by this stage so he goes over and knocks on the free landies window and says
“ AH SAID 10 AND YA STILL HERE!!! A KNEW YOU LOT WERE FOOKIN THICK . BUT WHAT YA STILL HERE FOR” ????
Little gaylander replied
“ OOH stop being over dramatic , “you big galoot
We have loads of time left yet...
You said I had 2 10 seconds to get off your land .and your only up to ten You silly sausage.,
and me nail varnish is still wet anyhoo”“ but we can’t be that thick mr fender as we all know 2 ,10 seconds ads up to 20”
“”””””KAFOOKINBLAMMMMMMM””””””””””””
Wrote by weldy
So probs needs edited
As am pickled
OH am ganna copyright as well so those theavin mods don’t pinch it and sell it for Kebab n chips
