Meanwhile, with all the warfare about etiquette and taking their eyes off the ball - everyone's Land Rovers have broken down or rusted away! Will be peace and harmony now, while they're all fixed - regardless of the vehicle's sexuality.
As for noobs - the ****e they get is generally in proportion to the stupidity of their question - "What tyres should I put on my Freelander" - as if there's no chance that's been asked before on a forum of this size! They deserve to get splattered.
Oh feck, me Freelander's just conked out, bye.....