Thought you said it were a mate and his son got burnt in one of your earlier posts? If you're gonna spin yarns (tell lies) keep 'em consistent.

I don't believe you, simple as ..

Well she was like my best mate, and it was my son (as whom i believe I mentioned in another thread) who came out of it, pretty much unharmed. Although the doctor said that he may have suffered mentally because of it. Which could have explained his sudden change to homosexuality in the months afterwards.
 
how do you know you are the bigger man with yer false legs on.i am ten foot 19 inches tall.beat that.:D

Damn you, Im just under six foot. I hoped that this forum would have been full of midget land rover drivers to make that statement correct. ;)
 
Well she was like my best mate, and it was my son (as whom i believe I mentioned in another thread) who came out of it, pretty much unharmed. Although the doctor said that he may have suffered mentally because of it. Which could have explained his sudden change to homosexuality in the months afterwards.

And that's caught you lying ..

From your other post ..

"It happened to my mate and his son and they both suffered severe burns and had to have there penis' amputated."

'My mate and his son' .. not your wife and your son .. severe burns and penis amputation isn't 'pretty much unharmed' YOU'RE A LYING TROLL
 
And that's caught you lying ..

From your other post ..

"It happened to my mate and his son and they both suffered severe burns and had to have there penis' amputated."

'My mate and his son' .. not your wife and your son .. severe burns and penis amputation isn't 'pretty much unharmed' YOU'RE A LYING TROLL

Paul,we know this,he knows it as well.just dont respond mate and he will go away.eventually.:D
 
Paul,we know this,he knows it as well.just dont respond mate and he will go away.eventually.:D

I know, sadly .. ;)

I do like to point out blatant ####wittery though, when I see it ...
 
It was a truelly terrible accident invoving my wife in my old series 3, when the engine exploded as we were driving down the M5 motorway. She was unfortunatly killed and I had to have my legs removed due to severe burns.

Would you happen to have a link to this, cause it must have made the news but I can't find it or shall we run with the quote below

Paul,we know this,he knows it as well.just dont respond mate and he will go away.eventually.:D
 
The guys on a wind up :rolleyes:

For sure, signs off at half ten nightly and then on again around 4pm.

Disappears during this to do his homework and re-appears before bath time.
Then supper time, bedtime story and off to dreamland - wnak
 
For sure, signs off at half ten nightly and then on again around 4pm.

Disappears during this to do his homework and re-appears before bath time.
Then supper time, bedtime story and off to dreamland - wnak

How ya know all that, bloody hell!!!!!!!!!! yer his daddy ain't ya :hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi
 
I reckon the little **** is practicing on us in the hope he can get a writing job for Tales Of The Unexpected, either that or he's just a sad ****er. My monies on the latter. :D:D

Wow so i am apparently a little **** and a ****er. Dont you think that you are being quite ironic when you are calling me childish?

Also it's money is not monies but then again judging by some of your posts, you surley are about 13/14 max? otherwise your just really imature/thick for your age.
 
Wow so i am apparently a little **** and a ****er. Dont you think that you are being quite ironic when you are calling me childish?

Also it's money is not monies but then again judging by some of your posts, you surley are about 13/14 max? otherwise your just really imature/thick for your age.

and it was a sad ****er
 
Jeez is this fookwit still ranting on?? I thought children were supposed to have short attention spans, nowadays???
 

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