cornishboater · Feb 17, 2020

Is it still original veg oil or are they doing it in synth stuff?
Many years now since I have used it, I use to buy the small tin of r30 and keep it in my bike tool box. The toolbox eventually became an ultimate goo box due to leaking tins, prevented the tools rattling though!

cornishboater · Feb 17, 2020

Datatek said:
Add some Nitromethane and watch it go

And some dilithium crystals too

wammers · Feb 17, 2020

cornishboater said:
And some dilithium crystals too

I removed the warp drive a couple of years ago and fitted Briggs and stratton.

cornishboater · Feb 17, 2020

wammers said:
I removed the warp drive a couple of years ago and fitted Briggs and stratton.

She'll be burstin at the seams then

cornishboater · Feb 17, 2020

I moved on to trans-warp a few years back...…….

Jon Dor · Feb 17, 2020

Datatek said:
Add some Nitromethane and watch it go

According to my ex-wife, that's what my arse produces copiously...just sayin'

Jon Dor · Feb 17, 2020

cornishboater said:
And some dilithium crystals too

...to Hull and beyond...

cornishboater · Feb 17, 2020

Jon Dor said:
According to my ex-wife, that's what my arse produces copiously...just sayin'

So, burstin at the seams was the correct terminology then

tomcat59alan · Feb 17, 2020

Jon Dor said:
...to Hull and beyond...

Your boat or should I say ship from the size of it,didn't slip its moorings last night did it?

cornishboater · Feb 17, 2020

Jon Dor said:
According to my ex-wife, that's what my arse produces copiously...just sayin'

Bet it don’t have the aroma of castrol R though.
Just sayin........

Jon Dor · Feb 17, 2020

cornishboater said:
So, burstin at the seams was the correct terminology then

Because I used to lose "pressure" so frequently, it was never a problem. I always apologised though...although after 35yrs+, POSSIBLY with less SINCERITY...

Datatek · Feb 17, 2020

Jon Dor said:
According to my ex-wife, that's what my arse produces copiously...just sayin'

No, that's straight Methane, it can be lit with a match

tomcat59alan · Feb 17, 2020

Some wimin have no sence of humour, and I bet at times wish they had no sence of smell

Jon Dor · Feb 17, 2020

tomcat59alan said:
Your boat or should I say ship from the size of it,didn't slip its moorings last night did it?

Thankfully not Alan. Thanks for asking. I spent a few hours aboard yesterday, but only after buying a folding ladder to enable me to get on deck. Usually I can shin up like a rat up a drainpipe, but water was mid-thigh deep above quayside and I just couldn't pull myself up onto a tyre and then climb up, as bottom of tyre was 3' above the wet stuff. Bet you're sorry you asked now! Mercifully, the wind was blowing all 100+tons of her to hug the quayside. LAST week's storm was pushing arse end into the River so a bit more intimidating...

tomcat59alan · Feb 17, 2020

Jon Dor said:
Thankfully not Alan. Thanks for asking. I spent a few hours aboard yesterday, but only after buying a folding ladder to enable me to get on deck. Usually I can shin up like a rat up a drainpipe, but water was mid-thigh deep above quayside and I just couldn't pull myself up onto a tyre and then climb up, as bottom of tyre was 3' above the wet stuff. Bet you're sorry you asked now! Mercifully, the wind was blowing all 100+tons of her to hug the quayside. LAST week's storm was pushing arse end into the River so a bit more intimidating...

Not sorry at all Mike,glad its safe.

Jon Dor · Feb 17, 2020

Datatek said:
No, that's straight Methane, it can be lit with a match

Yes Keith. This I DO know, but don't ask me HOW Iknow

Jon Dor · Feb 17, 2020

tomcat59alan said:
Not sorry at all Mike,glad its safe.

Cheers Alan. This afternoon, I believe the water is only a foot over quayside, but there's soooooo much more water wending down into the River from surrounding area. All fields are totally saturated in the area but so far, minimal flooding thankfully. Yesterday I also pumped 14,000 litres out of the engine room and a further 1,500 lts out of the rearmost of five tanks. They both readily let rainwater in, so I really need to address that ASAP

Mark Piercy · Feb 17, 2020

Jon Dor said:
Yes Keith. This I DO know, but don't ask me HOW Iknow

Oh go on, do tell...

Jon Dor · Feb 17, 2020

Mark Piercy said:
Oh go on, do tell... View attachment 200869

It involved alcohol and an interesting encounter with an adventurous, significantly younger female. That's ALL YER GETTIN!

Datatek · Feb 17, 2020

tomcat59alan said:
Some wimin have no sence of humour, and I bet at times wish they had no sence of smell

Sad to say, wife and I have competitions some times. Never grown up

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