doggy?......doggy?.....You weren't there last year
Omg MEAN!
Omg MEAN!
GRATCH
HUGE MEMBER
And what pray tell are your judging categories for Miss LandyZone?
I don't have a LBD
No LBD? You'll just have to come in your pants.
Oh.....wait.....that'll be what will happen to Stratty.
blackstrat
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Have to admit it could get dicey during the leg judging stages..
Silverlandy
3.5efi's other half
I'm not coming anymore
It's all right, we'll keep a bucket of cold water handy for Stratty
Why?
Because the boys are mean and I just wanted to win a prize and I don't want to have to just wear pants :Cry:
blackstrat
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Oh for goodness sake.. you can play with the dogs afterwards Rosie..
you can play with the dogs afterwards Rosie..
That would mean a bucket of cold water for all the boys, possibly several:lol:
err...I don't think so ....you know I like it dirty my love
:lvhappy-003: Anyhow- I have another competition - a really big expensive prize for the LZ member with the most kids .....( now just got to make sure Ryder doesn't come to the event somehow
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livers
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err...I don't think so ....you know I like it dirty my love
Anyhow- I have another competition - a really big expensive prize for the LZ member with the most kids .....
Do I have to provide DNA? or is my service record of STI's enough?
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lcbandit
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1 I'm sure someone will have bigger norks than mine but they're not too bad but usually hidden under a hoody!
2. legs too fat!
3. no chance
4.no chance
what about one for the biggest ass? i may win that one!!!:clap2:
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Soooooo as well as the dog show, landy zone lady of the year etc etc
Anyone want to do a 6am boot camp work out
I am joking... Kind of....
sure
as I pick my cup of tea up
can then shout up to 3 down two 3 , lol
careful as I will have my camera and it's got a nice zoom lens on it, lol
plus hope there will be a snooze competion
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Oh my days...
I'm so easily swayed. See you all there
sucker , lol
plus milly loves cuddles , so she disappears will know she's with u
what ever u do don't mention the word train to candy , my lab
as she knows a train makes the sound of chew , chew and goes nuts
see I told u I need to get out more, lol
think that's the worst question a lady can ever ask a guy, does my bum look big in this
even worse when I useto reply , hang on just need to back up abit as I can't get it all in , lol
useto get a slapped arse for that so I never repeated it, honest I didn't
now where can I hide ,
