blackstrat
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:doh: No no no..
Look I will be far too busy judging Miss LandyZone 2015 to be messing about with stupid dogs.. speaking of which I don't want you getting dog hairs all over your best LBD either..!
I like number 3
:clap2: me too!!!we can have prizes for dog that look like their owner and also for similar personality
And what pray tell are your judging categories for Miss LandyZone?
I don't have a LBD
I have jeans and a tshirt, will that do?
wonder if the dog who can go round the food tent and eat the most scraps competion , lol
ref number 2 , my bichon will wander off soon as u let her off the lead, and keeps bloody going and going and going
oh perlease don't have one that looks like there owner, as it's unfair as my dog is better looking than me ,
blackstrat
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Jeans would have to be tight due to the leg judging process but yes that's ok..
we can have prizes for dog that look like their owner and also for similar personality
And what pray tell are your judging categories for Miss LandyZone?
I don't have a LBD
Categories.. well due to the controversy surrounding beauty pageants in recent years I decided to bring in a couple of consultants to help decide the categories to ensure that we ended up with an event that was not only fair, but one which we could be proud of in these modern times. So, the categories we decided on are as follows..
1. Biggest boobies
2. Sexiest legs
3. Best lap dance
4. Fastest washer-upper
My thanks to JohnM70 and Wolf for their help.
Lakes Rob
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blackstrat
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Bit sexist isn't it..?
Lakes Rob
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Not really. Sam can do my disco and I'll do her fender!
oh
i wont win any of those1. Biggest boobies - teeny
2. Sexiest legs - too muscly
3. Best lap dance - not going to happen
4. Fastest washer-upper - never happens
Can we have an arm wrestle or newest landy, or cutest labrador, scruffiest hair, blandest clothes
anything i'm even likely to come runner up at?
I never win owt me :violin:
blackstrat
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Could probably do some mental exercises or something.. I dunno something like you get blindfolded then have to write your phone number down..?oh
1. Biggest boobies - teeny
2. Sexiest legs - too muscly
3. Best lap dance - not going to happen
4. Fastest washer-upper - never happens
Can we have an arm wrestle or newest landy, or cutest labrador, scruffiest hair, blandest clothes
anything i'm even likely to come runner up at?
I never win owt me :violin:
yeaaaahhhh can't really hold a pen very well since i cut my thumb off
can we have something else?
blackstrat
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You're just deliberately being difficult now..
Can I just have the prize for being most speshul? And then I'll go away and be quiet
blackstrat
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Can I just have the prize for being most speshul? And then I'll go away and be quiet
more than my life's worth that.. she'd kill me.. you'll just have to keep wittering on..
I didn't mean lovelydovey speshul
blackstrat
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I didn't mean lovelydovey speshul
Oh you mean 'speshul'.. like wot BB is..
Yes ok then.. You win!
livers
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