women and the dumb things they do.

ormus · Apr 4, 2006

still painting my lounge etc...
so i take all the hardware off the doors, leaving the just latch inside the door casing.
i then undercoated them. twice.

so the wife says she will help me. she gets the gloss and starts. the bits she missed i can live with, can touch up later.

its the fact that she painted the latch mechanism inside the casing!

ps. ive not checked recently, but im sure she is blonde.

GRUNT · Apr 4, 2006

No she's not a true blonde.

I gave up decorating. It's better for the missus to do it badly leaving me to get on with proper jobs!

yella · Apr 4, 2006

funny that cos my missus is painting the lounge as i sit here on the pc. i aint helping her cos,as we all know, i wouldn't be able to do it right. how many more of us don't touch the decorating

slob · Apr 4, 2006

i'm no longer married so i don't even have to think about decorating,fixing the leaky bath tap or even clearing the passenger footwell

ormus · Apr 4, 2006

very true, she was telling me the other night in the motel, that you werent able to do most things right.

yella · Apr 4, 2006

ffs ormus, you as well

yella · Apr 4, 2006

i bet she made you pay for the motel

slob · Apr 4, 2006

no she pays for it with your credit card

ormus · Apr 4, 2006

as a matter of fact, blodwyn the bisexual paid.

yella · Apr 4, 2006

didn't realise you swung both ways ormus

slob · Apr 4, 2006

yella disco said:
didn't realise you swung both ways ormus

both ways?? i take it you mean men and boys?

yella · Apr 4, 2006

i was meaning more like giver and taker

slob · Apr 4, 2006

and both at the same time no doubt

ormus · Apr 5, 2006

your wife certainly has some strange implements in her weekend bag.
you wanna check out her knicker drawer next time your having a rummage.

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