useless spanish mechanics

please could someone help!! i have a 1996 Range Rover it has been in the Land Rover garage in Lorca in Spain for 9 months and today they finally tell me they dont know what the problem is!! the car stood still for 12 months so the battery was dead and it would not accept the code for the immobilizer I took it to the garage and they sent the brain off to be reset and they got it working but never informed me for another 6 weeks when i went to collect the car it didnt work anymore!!! it has been there for another 6 weeks and they still cant get it working!!! when you turn the key for the code it makes all the right beeps as though its accepting the code but then the alarm goes off at the end and it still does not start!!!!!! any help would be great!!!!!

it shouldnt beep.

now follow the guide on range rovers.net to the letter and then tell me what has happend again to the letter!

i'm trying to establish you are doing it correctly and that i understand wht you have done!!!

now pay attention to:

all windows and sunroof must be 'set'
no messages such as sunroof not set should appear when the switch is operated or bonnet open etc.

all doors should start locked on the first key turn of the sequence, any that dont lock automatically need to be done manually first.

if all dont lock then the drivers door lock is prolly to blame!

if it still doesnt work try taking drivers door card off, try code again, if no joy, remove drivers door locking mech, strip it down and fiddle with it till it works correctly and then clean multiplug connection and reassemble try again with code!

Could be that the BECM is in a locked or alarmed status. Land Rover Test Book is unable to unlock it. Needs Rovacom CPU module to read the status of the unit.

thanks for the replys I will try what you have said and get back to you!!

thanks for the reply I will try what you have said and get back to you!!

not looked at the map, can you see how far you are from ointinyent. let me know, i might be able to get you out of trouble.

1992lse said:

not looked at the map, can you see how far you are from ointinyent. let me know, i might be able to get you out of trouble.

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ointinyent,sounds like something you rub on a sore or something.

If it works on piles..I'll have a bucketfull:behindsofa:

I've heard that suger is good for crabs..it rots their teeth and stops them from biting:bolt:

Irishrover said:

If it works on piles..I'll have a bucketfull:behindsofa:

I've heard that suger is good for crabs..it rots their teeth and stops them from biting:bolt:

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yes but they can still give you a nasty suck.

I can see an interesting night ahead after my return from the Ale House:smokin::smokin::beer2::beer2::beer2::beer2::beer2::beer2::beer2::beer2::beer2:

Irishrover said:

I can see an interesting night ahead after my return from the Ale House:smokin::smokin::beer2::beer2::beer2::beer2::beer2::beer2::beer2::beer2::beer2:

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at least your going out you sod,i am babysitting,my missus and daughter have gone to the take that concert at lccc.yippeeeeeee a bit of silence at last.

I'm staying in, hopefully they'll all bugger of to bed in a minute

Sirus said:

I'm staying in, hopefully they'll all bugger of to bed in a minute

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looks like its just me an thee then si.

Yep................ whats shall we do??? Monopoly or Cluedo???

Sirus said:

Yep................ whats shall we do??? Monopoly or Cluedo???

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just shout abuse at everyone, ABUSE ABUSE ABUSE,there i feel much better now.

Erm.......... Im here too guys

ahhhh blessss.....we forgots minty

come on then minty you can shout abuse wiv us.

can i play just feel like giving some abuse i have not only lost the plot but had to put my rr in to be re programed and feel a bit grumpy

Dont forget me